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Thursday, May 19, 2005

   Quote the 54th
'I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night'
-Marie Corelli

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Wednesday, May 18, 2005

er...okay...you know you sometimes see a 'batteries not included' on practically everything that needs batteries, well the quote means that' the guy bought batteries...but they weren't included...so the guy is making fun of that 'batteries not included' thing...get it?
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   Quote the 53rd
'I bought some batteries, but they weren't included'
-Steven Wright

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Tuesday, May 17, 2005

   Quote the 52nd
'Hell is other people'
-Jean-Paul Sartre

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Monday, May 16, 2005

   Quote the 51st
'I paint objects as I think them, not as I see them'
-Pablo Picasso

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Sunday, May 15, 2005

   Quote the 50th
'You may delay, but time won't'

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Saturday, May 14, 2005

Quote the 49th
'You don't pay taxes - they take taxes'
-Chris Rock

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Friday, May 13, 2005

   Quote the 48th
'I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life'
-Rita Rudner

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Thursday, May 12, 2005

Okay...this has been bugging me for more than awhile...anyway...sometimes when I visit someone else's site and it's all "gothic",well...IT PISSES ME OFF!!!!EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU'RE NOT A GOTH SO STOP PRETENDING THAT YOU ARE!!!!PEOPLE JUST DO THAT TO BE "COOL", BUT ITS STUPID, DEGRADING, PATHETIC AND IDIOTIC...PEOPLE ACT LIKE: OOO, Look at me I'm gothic, I'm cool, so sign my guestbook so that you will look cool too...PATHETIC!!!THERE'S NOTHING WORSE THAN A HYPOCRITE...EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU'RE NOT "GOTHIC" OR "DEPRESSED" OR "MY LIFES SO BAD, I WANT TO KILL MYSELF"...WE KNOW YOUR JUST SOME STUPID TEEN THAT WANTS TO BE COOL!!!YOU'RE NOT WHAT YOU WANT TO BE, JUST BE YOUR SELF.For example, my buddy Dream wings...sure she's a tad bit too optimistic for her own good, BUT AT LEAST SHES BEING HERSELF...er..maybe..., NOT LIKE SOME OTHERS WHO TRY TO BE COOL THAT ACTUALLY RUIN THEMSELVES IN THE END!!!! I don't care if you hypocrites insult me in the end...I just want to make my self clear...BE YOURSELF, THERE'S NO SENSE IN BEING WHO YOU ARE NOT!!!Thank you and you don't have to comment unless you want to...AND FOR ALL OF YOU WHO LIKED MY SITE NOW BUT WON'T COME BACK BECAUSE OF WHAT I WROTE....I'll see you in hell....
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   Quote the 47th
'Life is wasted on the living'
-Douglas Adams

P.S. It actually does make sense when you think about it, I mean think of all the dead people who did so many great things...and then...look at all the living people.....not much greatness....

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