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Tuesday, May 31, 2005
Games
Jake: I’m bored.
Chris: Go blow something up.
Jake: Really?
Chris: No.
Jake: Aw, you’re no fun.
Chris: No, I’m just the only sane individual here.
Jake: Well, sanity is lame, then.
Chris: Just because you don’t have any doesn’t mean its lame.
Jake: Yes it does.
Chris: Whatever.
Jake: … I’m still bored.
Chris: I don’t care.
Jake: You should.
Chris: And why is that?
Jake: Because if I get too bored I’m going to blow the house up.
Chris: How will you do that?
Jake: Dynamite!
Chris: I actually believe you will.
Jake: Good.
Chris: How long till you blow up our house?
Jake: About 12 minutes.
Chris: That long, huh?
Jake: Yeah, I though I’d give you an extra ten minutes.
Chris: Fine, what do you want to do?
Jake: Candyland!
Chris: Dear Lord, save me.
Jake: Oh, come on, you big baby. It’s fun!
Chris: You want to play Candyland and you’re calling me the baby.
Jake: Yep!
Chris: Pick a different game.
Jake: Bingo?
Chris: No.
Jake: Go fish?
Chris: No.
Jake: Twister?
Chris: Not even if you paid me.
Jake: Scrabble, then.
Chris: I’ll agree to that.
Jake: Yay! I’ll go get the board.
Chris: It’s like living with a 5-year-old.
Jake: I heard that!
Chris: Good!
Jake: Ok! I got it!
Chris: Whatever.
Jake: Can I go first?
Chris: Sure.
Jake: I spelt my name!
Chris: It’s lovely that you can finally remember how to spell your name, but there are no names in Scrabble.
Jake: Why not?
Chris: Because I said so.
Jake: You’re mean.
Chris: And you’re an idiot, now spell a different word.
Jake: Whatever.
***An hour later***
Jake: I can’t believe I lost!
Chris: Why can’t you believe that?
Jake: Well, I can. But I can’t believe I lost 122 to 12!
Chris: I can believe that. And it’s only because you make up words.
Jake: Frankinsnakie is SOOOO a word!!
Chris: Not in my dictionary.
Jake: Your dictionary’s stupid.
Chris: Whatever.
Jake: I know I can beat you at Checkers!
Chris: Right………
Jake: Let’s play right now!
Chris: You’re on.
***After the Game***
Jake: I can’t believe I lost! Again!
Chris: I can.
Jake: I want a rematch!
Chris: Want to make this more interesting?
Jake: How so?
Chris: When I win, I want all your explosives and torture devices.
Jake: Why?
Chris: So I know you don’t have them.
Jake: Fine, but if I win, I want your computer.
Chris: Deal.
Jake: Let’s go!
**After the rematch***
Jake: I lost again!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!
Chris: Hand them over.
Jake: I will never give you my babies!!
Chris: … Babies?
Jake: They’re all mine!!
Chris: Fine. But you still have to pay me.
Jake: and how will I do that?
Chris: Hmm……..
((Tyedye: Ok, stopping there, because my hands hurt and also because I’m stumped. Anything you people would like to see Jake do. I prefer very humiliating ideas.))
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