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myOtaku.com: Jake and Chris

Friday, May 20, 2005

I'm Stupid, Lazy, and Out of Ideas
Tyedye: HIIII!!!! I haven’t been here in soooo long. I missed everyone!!! I was sorta on vacation.

Chris: Yeah, to the inside of your bed.

Tyedye: Shut up. Anyways, I’m going to write a story of how Jess and Mary try to get revenge on Jake and Max, but I sort of ran out of ideas. So I asked most of my pathetic friends at school! Ok, they’re not pathetic; they’re hilarious and I love them, but here are the suggestions I got:

Revenge Ideas for Jess and Mary:

1. Shot them. (Tyedye: That ones out.)

2. Do the same thing back. (Jake: I wouldn’t mind blue hair, actually.)

3. Fire works under the bed. (Max: Awesome! Fire! Chris: Don’t you dare burn down my house!!!)

4. Hide dead fish in their room. (Tyedye: Stinky.)

5. Let off a stink bomb (Jake: Why didn’t we think of that? Max: I don’t know.)

6. Let a skunk loose in the house. (Chris: No way!! It would take forever to wash the smell out of my furniture!!!)

Tyedye: Ok those are the selections. I’m letting’ you guys vote on it because I don’t know which one to choose. Ignore the character comments. Except on the first one; no one is going to die.

Jake: Why not?

Tyedye: You can kill all the small animals you want but none of the people are going to die, got it?

Jake: Fine…
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