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Wednesday, May 4, 2005
Odd Things To Do With Hotdogs (Don't Attempt At Home)
Jake: Ok, check list. Popcorn?
Max: Check!
Jake: TV and VCR?
Max: Check!
Jake: Chris?
Max: Check! I mean- No check!
Jake: Ok, we’re good to go.
Max: Yay!
Jake: Wait, where’s the tape?
Max: Uh……
Jake: You don’t have the tape.
Max: I thought you had it.
Jake: YOU IDIOT!!!!!
Max: Sorry!
Jake: Where was the last place you had it?
Max: I don’t know.
Jake: You’re real smart.
Max: That’s what you always tell me.
Jake: And always with sarcasm.
Max: I know…..
Jake: Anyways, we got to find that tape!!!
Max: And pray that Chris or Jess don’t have it.
Jake: Work on finding it.
Max: Yes sir!
**A FEW HOURS LATER**
Jake: Now where could we have put that tape?
Max: Um…. Jake?
Jake: What?
Max: Will you be mad at me if I tell you I did something stupid?
Jake: Depends on how stupid.
Max: Well, I found the tape…
Jake: That’s great! Where was it?
Max: In the VCR………
Jake: ………
Max: Jake?
Jake: YOUR IDIOT!!!! YOU MADE ME RUN AROUND THIS HOUSE FOR NOTHIG!!!!!
Max: Ow! I’m sorry! Please stop hitting me!
Jake: Now get on the couch and shut up!!!!
Max: Yes sir…
::Jake pop in video and it shows Jess and Mary in the bedroom::
Jess: I want those two dead!
Mary: I know.
Jess: Especially Jake!
Mary: I know.
Jess: I wish they weren’t here!
Mary: I know.
Jess: Argh!
Mary: They’re only here for tonight. So what movie do you want to watch tonight?
Jess: What ones do we have?
Mary: We have The Ring, Poltergeist, and Steven King’s “It”.
Jess: Poltergeist.
Mary: Ok, should we ask the guys if they want to watch?
Jess: No.
Mary: Hey is that your video camera?
Jess: No, it’s Max’s.
Mary: Oh, it would be cool if we could tape this party.
Jess: You mean like that night when we went to the club and then to Sammy’s and then that one girl tried to f*** herself with a frozen hotdog and it ended up breaking off inside her and then she had to be rushed off to the emergency room?
Mary: Yeah!
Jess: That was so funny!!!
Jake: Something like that actually happened?!
Max: I guess.
Jake: That’s weird man.
Max: Totally.
((Tyedye: I’m pausing it here. I have to go. I’ll continue tomorrow!! And I’ll bring all the juicy and hilarious ideas I can get!!!))
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