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Thursday, March 31, 2005
Meat
Chris: What are you doing?
Jake: Sawing at your neck with a plastic sword.
Chris: There’s a word for that; it’s called decapitation.
Jake: No, it’s called meat.
Chris: Why are you trying to decapitate me?
Jake: Meat.
Chris: Why are you trying to meat me anyways?
Jake: I don’t know; I’m bored.
Chris: Well, go play with Max or something. And will you stop?!
Jake: Nope, and Max got grounded.
Chris: I’m almost afraid to ask.
Jake: He put Jessica’s new kitty in the microwave.
Chris: What is it with you two and putting defenseless animals in the microwave?!
Jake: It was not defenseless!!! That cat put three long slash marks down Max’s face!!!
Chris: Good for it.
Jake: At least he didn’t run over it with a lawnmower like the last one.
Chris: Quit laughing; That was MY lawnmower!! You know how long it took me to clean all the blood and fur off the blades?!?!
Jake: I don’t know why you’re so mad. The sound it made when he ran over it was awesome!
Chris: You scare me.
Jake: I know. Hey, Can I borrow your dad’s chainsaw again?
Chris: No.
Jake: Why not?
Chris: Because last time you borrowed it, it came back in worse condition then my lawnmower.
Jake: So?
Chris: You can’t borrow it.
Jake: Fine, I’ll just go steal Mark’s chainsaw.
Chris: You do that.
Jake: And while I’m over there I can put that road-kill in Marty’s bed!
Chris: Sounds like fun.
Jake: I know!
Chris: I’m being sarcastic.
Jake: I know…
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