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Wednesday, November 22, 2006


   waa!
I had to go to houston yesterday we woke up 5:00 AM! and we got back at like 9:00!!! waa! im tired then today i wake up at 7:00 cause my friend is psychotic and decided to call at 7! grrr! im tiredddd! then i got to fall asleep again then i woke up at 10 which is still too early!!!! ::sigh:: sleepy!!!! right now i'm sleep typing! bwahaha! be afraid! very very afraid!!!

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Dr. Gregory House: [to the crowd in the walk-in clinic's waiting area] Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House; you can call me "Greg." I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Short, sweet, grab a file.

Dr. Gregory House: This ray of sunshine is Doctor Lisa Cuddy. Doctor Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. I am a board... certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. I am also the only doctor currently employed at this hospital who is forced to be here against his will.

[to Lisa]
Dr. Gregory House: That is true, isn't it?

[to crowd]
Dr. Gregory House: But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine! You can't have any! And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem... but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me?

[nobody moves]
Dr. Gregory House: And who would rather wait for one of the other two guys?

[everybody raises their hand]
Dr. Gregory House: Okay, well, I'll be in Exam Room One if you change your mind.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Jody Matthews?

[Jody raises her hand]

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Please accompany Doctor House to Exam Room One.


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