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• 1992-05-18
Gender
• Female
Location
• places...
Member Since
• 2003-10-26
Occupation
• student
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• confidential

Personal

Achievements
• surviving all these years with the devil's incarnate........my brother.
Anime Fan Since
• about 1995/1994
Favorite Anime
• naruto
Goals
• get a scholarship(then my mom will buy me a car)
Hobbies
• Drawing, reading, watching anime, taling with friends on MSN etc.
Talents
• Drawing, playing DDR, singing, just stuff....

myOtaku.com: InuBattosai

Friday, July 16, 2004

Things Naruto characters would never say. Add your own! They don't have to be from Naruto either!
Some of these I didn't think up myself, but they're still funny.
Naruto: "All right! I'm hokage! So, now what do I do?
*5 tons of paper work hit naruto*
perfect..."
Sasuke: "So I seek Orochimaru for power....... it is power, right? Yes? So it's not gay sex. I didn't say anything."
Sakura: "Screw Sasuke, I'm goin' for Lee, the biggest pimp in all of Konoha!"
Kakashi: "I don't come from the village hidden in the leaves. I come from the village hidden in the candy, and it's not sharingan, it's SUGARINGAN DAMMIT!"
Zabuza(with sunglasses on): "I'll be back"
Haku: "My dream has come true! I'll be reincarnated as the sexiest model in the world!"
Temari: "Maybe I should stop stealing fishnets from Anko..."
Gaara: "OMG, the new sand and beach barbie just came out! I must mhave it!"
Now here's one that is EXTERMELY funny.
Orochimru: what do mc donalds and Michale jackson have in common?
MJ: dunno...
Orochimaru: you both like to sink your meat into 12 year old buns!!! haha!
MJ: what is the difference between you and a shopping bag?
Oro: shopping bag?
MJ: one is plastic, white, and dangerous for kids to play around... and the other you put groceries in.
Oro: oh yeah? what did the old lady say to you at the beach?
MJ: i dont know?
Oro: Can you leave? your in my son!

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