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Sunday, June 3, 2007


oh yea meh teh smex!

ur life in naruto + what the guys think of u (for girls) by kelynne
ur name:
ur d.o.b:
ur age25
u look like this:
ur ninja name:emiko
u wear ur headband on ur:leg
ur rank:s-class
how u are in naruto:ur orochimarus son/daughter
ur from the village:hidden village of the sand
ur best friend:
ur rival:
what naruto thinks of u:You would be a good girlfriend...*Wink*
what sasuke thinks of u:Woah, she's very beautiful
what kakashi thinks of u:has always loved you in a weird way...he fights off Sasuke and Naruto whenever they start flirting with you...and the rest of your paparazzi
what neji thinks of u:tinks u r his and his only and any man DARE touch u will have 2 face his wrath
what rock lee thinks of u:She's nice, I enjoy talking to her, I like her smile a lot... (Could this be saying somehting?)
what shikamaru thinks of u:Found you sleeping on his favorite spot on the roof, and often joins you. You hang out with him alot since you both like to look at the clouds and day dream. The whole day once, you guys stayed together on the roof. He is actually beginning to think that you're the girl for him.
what shino thinks of u:She is afriad of bugs, so she stays far away from me.
what kiba thinks of u:*drools*
what gaara thinks of u:If one more guy lays another eye on her I will kill them. I want her to myself.
what itachi thinks of u:I wan't to lean her over and- *dirrrty thoughts*
what orochimaru thinks of u:She should be my slave/minion.
what jiraiya thinks of u:wow..she could be my next subject *wink*
who u marry:


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Friday, June 1, 2007


if you were gay

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hey my bebehzzz!!!!
wzzup? i gotziz some moviez fer y'allz to watch!!!



omg im gonna cry




i never thought they'd make a tohruxhatori amv weird



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Monday, May 21, 2007



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Thursday, May 10, 2007


omg!
hey all
im so amused...
i was holding the door for ppl at the library and this huge icp fan was walking out the first door and he did a double take and looked me up and down(bedroom eyes ya know) and than he motioned for me to go ahead amd well i sayed no you go b/c i was holding the door for an old lady... and well than he walked out stopped and when i walked out he said "i'd say hi but i think you're a little young" and i freaked out i had the weirdest look on my face and than he noticed that my mom was right there and he was like omg what have i just done and stuttering he said "i-i just thought she was into the punk stuff and icp and yeah" and my mom said"she's into punk" and than he saw i was weirded out by the way he was dressed(he had a major icp shirt huge sunglasses and a bandana over his face) and than he said"im not mean or anything i wont hurt ya" and he started hitting on me i was like mom can we go now over and over again and finaly after we were away from himhe was stil saying im not gonna hurt ya! really weird guy he was like 20 or something

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Thursday, May 3, 2007


hi im bored
seariously need something to do! im so bored if you asked me to jump into a pool of hot water in nothing but my undergarments i might just say yes! what would you do for a million dollars?!!!
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Wednesday, May 2, 2007


hey
im borredd very bored would you plz pm me so im not bored??? ill love you forever??? or maybe i can do something like a favor for you???
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Friday, April 27, 2007


   yeah i know im weird
im bored and i am in love with my dream ^_^ it was so funny ok ill tell you...
ok me and lyndsey and shaydon all lived with my grandma and we all shared a room(i know funny 2 girls and one guy sharing a room what could possibly go wrong there) well anyways we went outback to feed the dogs and let them out and that junk well i was wearing a skirt(yup you probably know whats going to happen next lol) and i tripped and almost fell face first into a huge swampy area thing until shaydon grabbed me by the skirt pulled me back and than my skirt ripped and than i fell ontop of him and we were both like major muddy and lyndsey's just standing there laughing her ass off i mean like who wouldn't well anywayz when i stand up my skirt falls off b/c it wsa ripped and shaydon was standing there looking at me with bedroom eyes if you know what i mean and than i slapped him and made him give me his coat and i wrapped it around my waist so he couldnt see my panties and than after we fed the dogs we went back in and into the bedroom and i got clothes and went to take a shower and well while i was taking a shower shaydon and lyndsey were playing rummy and than shaydon had to pee and forgetting that i was taking a shower he went into the bathroom i was in when he walked in i was in nothing but a towel and he got a nosebleed(lol) and i said "SHAYDON YOU PERVERT" and kicked him forgetting that i was only in a towel and the towel fell off(shaydon was enjoying it majorly at this point) and well than i told him to close his eyes and turn around if he wanted to havechildren one day and he did than i got clothes on and we went out into the kitchen and lyndsey and my grandma were already there and and my grandma said "oyu guyz hungry?" and we told her yes and she started to make spaghetti and than we went into the dining room and started to play rummy and than i said rummy on shaydon and i slapped my hand down on the table and also ripped all the buttons off my shirt and shaydon get yet another nose bleed and lyndsey slaps him and tells him to clothes his eyes and than i go and change into a white shirt with out buttons so i wont rip them off and than when i came back the spaghetti was made and i got spaghetti all down the front of my shirt so i go change into yet another white shirt and after we eat my grandma goes on a business to pennsylvania and we're left alone for a whole week and i find the vodka! yesss and shaydon and lyndsey being smart drinkers drink only one cup and me being stupid drink 5 count em 5 cups and than since im drunk they say its time for bed and we all go to bed and well i go over to shaydons side into his bed and we*censored sex scene* and in the morning im still on top of him and lyndsey beats the crap out of him for screwing me and than he said its not his fault b/c lindsay was the one that seduced me so dont blame me for something i had no will power over im a guy for gods sakes!!! than lyndsey replied YES YOU DID YOU COULD HAVE TOLD HER NO OR SOMETHING SHE WAS DRUNK!!! than he said if an anime guy like inuyasha came up to you and wanted to do you would you say no? than she said THATS DIFFERENT! THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN! than he said ok well if say a hot guy wanted to do you would you be able to say no to him? she said THATS NOT THE POINT SHE WAS DRUNK YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HER LIKE THAT! he said i didnt she took advantage of me! than i woke up and said "huh? whats going on?" than lyndsey said "GO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON WHILE ME AND SHAYDON GO DOWN TO FEED THE DOGS!" so i went and put some clothes on walked out the back door and shaydon was beat red like a tomato for i walked out the door in the ski piest little skirt you have ever seen than i woke up....

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Monday, April 9, 2007


wow its been a long time hasnt it!?!
its been a couple months since ive been on this account ^0^ sooo how is everyboddy???
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Thursday, March 29, 2007


woooohoooooooo hey all
go add my other account k?
sickofcrying its so much better im on it more than this one anywayz!

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