Thursday, May 10, 2007

   50 Ways to Piss Off Sakura Haruno
i saw one for Sauke on caosgoth's site i signed onto my old Quizilla account (flamingchibi13) and made one for Sakura

tell me which is your favorite =3 (whether you like her or not)

1) tell her Sasuke doesn't love her
2) shave off her hair
3) trick her into going on a date w/ Naruto
4) get Ino and Sasuke to hook up
5) tell her she's fat
6)ask her if she's gay--
7)--if she says no call her a LIAR!
8) show her this list
9) stab a Sasuke plushie then burn it in your toaster
10) randomly scream APOCALYPS(sp?) a hundred times til she goes crazy
11) call her a pink haired freak--
12)--then call her a Heffalump
13) throw kunai at her all day and keep saying "Sorry it slipped"
14) hypnotize her to make her fall asleep--
15)--then write 'penis' all over her face
16) tell Ino that Sakura loves her
17) trick her into kissing Bushy Brow
18) keep saying "I like nachos" over and over again
19) tell her she has no talent--
20)--then say you can never tell a lie
21) keep talking about how cool Ino is
22)send her to Vegas with Rock Lee while both drunk on sake
23)poke her with a spork until she goes insane
24) drug her with Ritalen
25)scream 'FORE!' just as she throws a shuriken
26) join the enemy and tell them of her location
27) start a 'Burn Pink Hair' club
28) tell everyone she steals from old people
29) scream you head off when she walks in the room--
30)--then say "oh sorry that was just your face"
31) burn her Sasuke fan service pictures
32) give her MySpace to Jiraya XD
33) tell Orochimaru she has a thing for snakes
34) convince Gaara that she's Yashamaru reborn
35) make her watch Dora the Explorer for 72 hours--
36)--then make her watch Go Go Diego! for another 72 hours
37) introduce her to the Sasuke fangirls
38) convince Sasuke that Naruto is the one for him
39) show her pictures of when she was born o.O
40) pull her hair for no apparent reason
41) smack her upside her head a million times--
42)--when she asks why tell her there was a spider but it flew away
43) for her birthday give her a coupon for plastic surgery
44) leave her behind in the electronic section (she'll never escape)
45) scream in public "STOP TRYING TO MAKEOUT WITH ME!" and point to Sakura
46) tell Sasuke that Sakura had a sex change
47) tell her she's ugly and needs to die
48) call her a monkey's uncle
49) tell her she smells like a dog
50) get Sasuke to jump off a cliff

~the Akatsuki are Watching~
*Ustez*
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