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Tuesday, March 25, 2008


   Weird dream.........
Soi Fon

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Well I dunno how long Im going to be allowed be on her since Im in school but last night I had a realyl creepy dream. It was about this alien devouring everybody in existence. Its starts out where me and mom are sitting aroyund the house watching TV. Apparently in my dream world, our town is only allowed a few channels and one of them was called "Granny Takes a Shower". Anyways my dream mom didnt like teh idea of the show neither did I. We decide to open the oven to distract ourselves from it and inside is this pie so obviously shaped like a v*gina it was ridiculous. I asked my mom about it and she said the granny from the show made it but then she changed her mind and said that the granny's grandson did. He mixed the dough and some fish guts in the tub right after Granny's show aired and when she was done w/ her shower, he broke into our house while we were sleeping just to cook it, and as a prank he planted one in everyone else in our town's ovens too. All of the sudden Darth Vader pops in my livingroom w/ a bag and says "Trick or Treat" for a split sceond then disappears. After that my dream becomes more of a movie and stuff where I dont contribute or anything just automatically. At least I dont hardly contribute at all anyways. Mom decides to cut open the nasty, perverted, fishgut pie to eat it then all of the sudden an alien that pretty much looked like a box w/ razors for teeth and cta ears w/ an entirely black body and red eyes. It devours the whole pie and starts devouring the kitchen counter. My mom says something like "Oh my! Youre such a hungry little dear! I wouldve fed you more if Id known." and something about the counter being made of turnips. Then it swtches off to a scene where me and my little brother are on these swings in our neighbors yard and the alien box monster arrives in form of a little boy toddler. For a little while me, my brother, and the kid are swinging like normal then the thing attacks us "unexpectedly". My brother runs to our house to get help and thte monster changes back into its box form and starts chasing after me. But when it would attack me unlike the million other victims it ate(or seemed to be full of) it only cut me w/ its teeth a little. I automatically get to sfaey somehow but then my mom decides to take me and all my siblings on a drive to see my relatives. But our car gets chased the monster but apparently Im the only one who saw it then so my family thought I was crazy and ignored me. I then break out of the car, fall in aditch, and then run through a field to go see my dad and stay w/ him instead of seeing our relatives. But then later my mom convinces dad let her drive me over there again. The monster follows us again only its invisible. But I know its following us. Mom thinks Im crazy so she drops me off at this gas station/rest stop/restuarant and the black woman who was the boss there was now supposed to take care of me. All of the sudden, Raven Symone(Raven from That's so Raven) shows up there for lunch w/ the monster as one of her guests. This time the monster is a female vulture. While Raven and ehr other guests are talking like normal the monster is staring at Raven's body and thinking about how juicy and delcious she would be but then the much more voluptuous owner of the establishment shows up and the monster cuts off head and eats it in midair. Then suddenly it switches to "The Final Battle" where the monster turns into Daggit from Angry Beavers(a cartoon beaver w/ a unibrow) and the hero of our story is Daggit's older brother and rival Norbert. Norbert set up a fortress to protect himself(and nobody else) so the monster tried to climb up its walls to get him. Of course being a eaver thoguh the monster used its teeth to climb the walls. Then when both beaver finally meet to begin fighting, Norbert holds up a fake axe made of rubber and asks the monster "How much do you think this is worth?"
The monster reponded "Quite a lot though Id hate to disappoint you". Then it cuts off. Thoguh deep down my dream self knew Norbert had died because the monster can break metal w/ its teeth. For a couple seconds it showed a black screen w/ bloody letters reading "the end". But there was more. Apparently even thoguh almost everyone on Earth was dead there were survivors. They had to survive off what was left. They were desperate about it too. They had the smallest of babies crawl into dangerous pits and things where food was stored that they couldnt fit in. A baby almost got crushed by a shopping cart somehow. my dream self was thiking he was a rebellious baby for some reason. This took place in a desert. Thats how it ended.

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Sunday, March 16, 2008


Making it up to you guys!
Soi Fon

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To m ake up for not being here. Here are some quotes and shit that I know you guys have been waiting to here!(Btw, Ive had to type ALL of this up again because my computer deleted my shit again)

As for updates on my life, my family(dads household) and I were planning on going to the Mall of America but considering how lazy and unwilling to wake up early for it my siblings are, and because of that YuGiOh! GX was on 4kids TV, we decided just to go to our local mall and see Horton Hears a Who instead. My favorite character was 'Katie'. Because of a really funny quote from her(also she can fly). And then theres Jo-Jo, the emo Who.

Quote(s):

"In my world, everyone's a unicorn that eats rainbows and poops butterflies."(Thats from Katie)

"YOP!"

"Everyone cheer, the melons are here, Filled with seeds that grow out your rear! We eat melons everyday! Pull down your pants to burn the seeds away! Burn, burn, the seeds away! Make my arse safe for today! Burn, burn, the seeds away! Make those melons die!"(and the funny part is it repeats itself for over 20 minutes straight!)

"Oh! Oh! Why don't you kill the baby too?!"
"Naw. It'd scar the kid more, living a life knowing that his mom was killed by a squirrel."

"Pink Champagne.....that's a bit nelly even for me."

"Hey, hey! Ho, ho! Homophobia's got to go!"

"Next time you should rent "ButtHole Boys", I give it 2 thumbs up!"

"After all, you're cute, you're young, you're hung!"

"After my mom told me I was gay, she gave me the safe sex lecture. I knew how to put a condum on a cucumber before I could drive."
"Well I was going to ask you out tonight, but now I'm not so sure."
"Why not?"
"Well, Michael, A cucumber is a lot to live up to."

"It's like a kick in the balls but it's my heart!"

"I have a skin condition where my hand hurts all the time and when I touch things, it burns."
"Well, gee....sex must be complicated then!"

Fortune(s):

"Flirting is mandatory(in bed)"

"Dance like no one else is watching(in bed)"

"There's a time to be modest and there's a time to be exposed. Try to keep them balanced(in bed)"

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008


Stuff
Soi Fon

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As for updates on my life, I had to drop my math class, I still have to take my meds for 1 more week to see if they work, my meds made me throw up my breakfast twice(and in multiple things of importance), and I have to remember to ask UzumakiKitai if I can borrow her Juno soundtrack. For those of you who dont know I saw that and it was okay but the music is what stole my heart.

Also Ive been hanging out w/ my friends at school and theyve been making me fairly happy again. Too bad theyre not my cooler ones....at least I get to see some of them on the bus and at lunch....

Im also kinda sad because like nobody's updating really and it gives me a lack of things to do.

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Friday, March 7, 2008


Doses of Roses and SugarLumps. Tch, i wish.
Soi Fon

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Well my mom finally decided to increase the dose of my A.D.D. pills. Weve already increased my dose of sleeping pills a week or so ago.

Im still unable to keep up w/ school. My parents and I think I should drop my math class and take it all over next year. Were also still considering online classes too. Oh well. At least I showed up to most of my classes, most of the week! Only missed 2 1/2 periods on Monday. Thats impressive for me I'd say.

And today rumor has it that an acquiantance of mine who knows my sister, her friend, and my brother is going to ask me out, to use me to make his exgirlfriend jealous and then cheat on me. Apparently he's going to ask me out on Monday. I dont know if I believe it but I'll definitely say "No" if he does. Ill tell you guys about that on Monday.

Also my mom has gotten a BUNCH of DVDs recently that I want to see! Like Faun's Labrynth, The Deer Hunter, and Dexter Season 1(definitely not the cartoon Dexters Lab!). Thats all I can really think of right now though....

My friend Dan, you know, the one who wanted to Anime Detour w/ me, can't go to the convention. So he wants me to make a list of all the stuff from Keroro Gunso(his favorite anime) they have there and the prices of them. Speaking of the con, me and my mom are gonna work on my costume soon. Anime Detour is only a month away!

Hope you guys dont mind but I've been going on the computer less because my parents have been on about "weening" me away from my laptop. Well I've been doing that quite a bit on my own. So...yeah....in their faces!

And I desperately wnat this to be my avatar. theOtaku wont let me have it though. It really depresses me....


Quote(s):

"I came as soon as I went"(for my fellow perverted peoples on here)

"You know....when I fell on a pole once my nutsack looked like that guy's head."

"Are you kidding? Back in the 70s a girl would date ANYTHING w/ a mustache?"

Fortune(s):

"Today is a bubblebath day(in bed)."

"Laugh uncontrollably, it frees the mind(in bed)"

"Don't disrespect your elders. Besides they were kids once too(in bed)"

"When it is your first time, try the bunny hill. Not the big slope(in bed)."

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Wednesday, February 27, 2008


2 days ago, prescribed I have.
Soi Fon

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2 days ago I saw that Psychiatrist I've been meaning to see, Dr. W. And I was prescribed:
1. A new sleeping pill
2. An A.D.D. pill

Though I wish they had a pill for that diagnosis that interferes w/ my give and take in conversation. People have kinda nagged me a little about that recently. And good news, I found out the name of that diagnosis finally. It's called P.D.D.

Other than that though nothing much has happened recently, other than me seeing that X-Files marathon yesterday and missing a bunch of school and commenting recently.

EDIT:
I just remembered! My mom is suggesting I take some online classes. My friend Chihirochan is doing that but I really think its ineterfering w/ sociability. And I know I have problems w/ being social because my P.D.D. already so I dont really want to try. Thoguh Ive really been missing school a lot, so it is sadly a definite option at this point.

And today since our school was threatened Ill be spending my dayt on here making up for the posts Ive been missing recently.

P.S. For those of you want a Pocket Emo in your profile I dont reccommend it. It has a tendency to turn posts invisible after a few days from what Ive seen.

Quote(s):

"We kiss in the fog, and have sex in public and in broad daylight. At least no one's been watching!"

"I bomb your house....idioth."

"And when she goes down to touch the testiclates, it makes a ping!"
"I know what you mean, I can totally relate to that."

"Would you go out for a coffee w/ me?"
"I dont drink coffee."
"A thousand curses!"

"I declare! That was a violation! You have violated the queen sir!"
"No....I only got lost looking for bathroom and found my way into your pants!"

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Friday, February 22, 2008


   A.D.D.
Soi Fon

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Well today I took some last bits of testing at this place called the "Fraser center" and we have discovered I was A.D.D. and that that was part of what was causing me such stress. I was also diagnosed w/ something else but I dont remember what its called. All I know is that it involves me having trouble w/ conversation and understanding what my words can do to people. Other than that diagnosis Im very happy because Ive known it for a long time and Ive been told it many times and we finally know where I'm at and what can help in school. It really makes me happy. Btw, Ill be seeing a psychiatrist next week to see if I need pills for A.D.D. or anxiety. Ill give you guys the results of that then.

Quote(s):

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Fortune(s):

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Thursday, February 21, 2008


WARNING: SPOILERS FOR THE NARUTO SERIES
Soi Fon

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After finally getting a little extra free-time I got to watch some Foamy on NewGrounds. The series is a bit vulgar and not laugh-out-loud funny but all the same, Foamy's rants make good points. I reccommend him to Jhonen Vazquez and Lucy Daughter of the Devil fans.

today in school at lunch pirategaara mentioned how Josh had a friend from Japan who knew the creator of the Naruto series or something so he was given a couple of spoilers. Yeah. Apparently, Naruto and Hinata have 3 children together and Itachi and Sasuke have to team a 2nd time to kill Orochimaru.

Also in lunch we discussed what would happen we bought corpses on eBay. My ideas were really quote: "special" and "demented".

Jusdt recently people have told me that Ive been getting boring, am I? I honestly dont see much of difference in my behavior or anything. At least not since the beginning of the new school year...

Quotes:

"Wiggidy Wangster White gangster yo!"

"Once you go black, your baby is on crack!"

"Squirelly wrath!"

"Don't worry guys, she'll come around. She may even sleep w/ me!"

"Tobi is a bad@$$"

"Oh do I get a cookie?"
"No you get the back of the hand! *smack*"

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Thursday, February 14, 2008


Save Wales! >:3
Soi Fon

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Just wanted to post to let everyone on theOtaku know that I wish them a Happy Valnetines/Single Awareness Day! Remember, it's not all about having armcandy. It's about spreading the love! And of course to spread my love, I updated my e-cards section today and yesterday. Comment and send if you please!

And apparently the day before Valentines Day is "Love Day". Go figure.


Fortune from fortunes on the ground:

"Your style is dramatic and romantic(in bed)."

"Seek advice from an octogenerian/elder(in bed)"

Quote(s):

"Save Wales not the whales! The country needs more support than our aquatic mammal friends. Fund us by sleeping w/ me, today! *cliche wink and smile w/ thumbs up*"

"I guess its my time to go to the gret, big gay bar in the sky! I smell biscuitttsss!!"

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Tuesday, February 12, 2008


iuifufigufig
Soi Fon

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I updated my fanart for those who are inetrested!

Today's Fortunes from Dove chocolate wrappers:

"Theres a time for compromise.....it's called 'later'(in bed)."

"Dont think about it so much(in bed)"

"Joy to....you(in bed)."


Funny/Random Quotes:

"Time to comb yer bongs!"
"Just like the stoners use!"

"Lawffum!"

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Monday, February 11, 2008


A bit of an Explanation...^-^;
Soi Fon

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Well as some of you may have noticed I was gone this weekend. I was being hospitalized for testing and believe it or not, it was a very good wake-up call for me. It make me realize how sad I was and a little bit why but most importantly that I need to learn to take deep breaths the next time I get really sad and start crying before I get really carried away. But fortunately I got to leave there today and come home. While I was there I met an anime fan who liked DeathNote and yuri there. Also I made friends w/ an Invader Zim fan staff member as well. And I also got prescribed a better happy pill that gives a buit more of a burst of energy. Me and my mom are gonna pick it up after lunch from a pharmacy. Ill check PMs and sites later this afternoon.

And YES my site is incest themed. And frankly, I find incest very sexy. This is my Valentines theme also. So Im keeping it for a while.

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