Thursday, October 20, 2005

My band director went into surgery!
Here's some more random crap you can buy off the Internet.

Bacon Strips Bandages
Ouch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage from Accoutrements. And if a fancy bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Each comes in a 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin and contains a small plastic trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time. The 3" x 1" Bacon Strips are cut to look like small slabs of bacon.
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Monday, October 17, 2005

# (This symbol is called am octothorp. Neat, yes?)
Yo yo! Nevermind. I'm not a good gangsta. Anyway, not much in Iowa. Except All-State band auditions. I'm really nervous. I need something stupid to post. I'll get back to you peoples later.
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Wednesday, October 12, 2005

The Potty Time Bear is a plush teddy bear in a puffy, cloth diaper. When you press its hand, the Potty Time Bear begins to bounce around and sing "I'm A Super Duper Pooper!"

Here are some of the lyrics:

I'm a super duper pooper.
I know when I have to go.
Take a bow
I'm a big kid now.
I'm the best pooper you know!

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Monday, October 10, 2005

Kerek
How did you guys like my joke yesterday? Everybody who's cool likes it.
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Sunday, October 9, 2005

the farmer joke
ARGH! I can't wait to tell you guys the farmer joke!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
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Friday, October 7, 2005

Layers
Layer.one
Name:	Josh Mades ( call me Hlayven Mahugen )
Birthdate:	May 20, 1991
Birthplace:	Edina, MN
Current location:	Mt. Pleasant,Iowa
Eyes:	Hazel
Hair:	Light brown
Height:	145-150 ( I have no idea why it changes )
Righty or Lefty:	R
Zodiac Sign:	the lamb one, but I don't belive in that silly crap
Layer.two
Your heritage:	Dad's Side- German; Mom's- Austrian, Irish
Your weakness:	girls? WHAT?
Your shoes you wore today:	one pair of my 10 pairs of Converse shoes, Orange
Your fears:	horror movies, mountain lions
Your perfect pizza:	cheese?
Goal you'd like to achieve:	ummm,.....I'll come back to that later
Layer.three
Your thoughts first waking up:	Is the country still here?
Your best physical feature:	AHH!! MY FACE!!
Your bedtime:	8:30 STOP LAUGHING
Your most missed memory:	My grandparents
Layer.four
Pepsi or Coke:	Coke
McDonald's or Burger King:	I feel strongly either way
Single or group dates:	group? single?
Adidas or Nike:	Converse
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	Lipton
Chocolate or vanilla:	V
Cappuccino or coffee:	COFFEE
Layer.five
Smoke:	N
Cuss:	only when I'm mad
Sing:	N
Take showers daily:	Y
Have a crush:	Y
Think you've been in love:	Y
Want to go college:	Y
Want to get married:	Y
Believe in yourself:	That's what Barbie says with her Communist propoganda
Get motion sickness:	not on rollercoasters, only on crappy motion simulators
Think you're attractive:	Y
Think you're a health freak:	Y
Get along with your parents:	Y
Like thunderstorms:	Y
Play an instrument:	Y alto sax's rock!
Layer.six - in the past months
Gone to the mall:	Y it's boring
Eaten an entire box of Oreos:	only about a third of one
Eaten sushi:	sounds fun
Been on stage:	Against my will
Gone skating:	ice? roller?
Made homemade cookies:	Y
Gone skinny dipping:	ummmmm.....
Dyed your hair:	want to
Stolen anything:	N
Label.seven - ever..
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated:	N
Been called a tease:	N
Got beaten up:	N
Layer.eight
Age you hoped to be married:	30
Number and name of children:	what? okay umm.....5. umm.....Nora, Ingrid, Lyle, Jared, Gwenndalyne
Dream wedding:	umm.....probably a.....nice.....church
How do you want to die:	sleeping
Where do you want to attend college:	don't know
Dream job:	City planner or something with computers
Country you want to visit:	Switzerland, Japan
Layer.nine - In a guy/girl...
Best eye color:	Green
Best hair color:	Red
Short or long hair:	Long
Height:	shorter than I am. Which isn't that hard
Best weight:	depends on height
Best clothing:	nothing too revealing. Just something that catches my eye.
Best first date location:	dinner.....and.....a.....movie?
Best first kiss location:	outside
Layer.ten
Number of drugs taken illegally:	none
Number of people I could trust with my life:	1-2-3-4-5 umm.....a lot of people
Number of CDs that I own:	30 something. I want about 30 more
Number of piercings:	none
Number of tattoos:	none
Number of times my name's been in the news:	4
Number of scars on my body:	two. From deathball and a ladder
Number of things in my past that I regret.:	not talking more to this really hot but shy girl at camp
Take this survey | Find more surveys You've been totally Bzoink*d

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Wednesday, October 5, 2005

I need help!
If you've noticed, my background is white. It's not supposed to be like that. I need my freakin background back! Every time I try to get another picture of it, the computer filters it out. GGGGAAAAHHHH! Any help is greatly appreciated.
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Tuesday, October 4, 2005

Most Honorable Burman
I just remembered another joke.

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?"

My friends, I will not tell unless I get 10 comments on this post. I'm not being harsh, just bored. No one has commented lately.
Sooooo.....I can wait.....
DID YOU ALL ABANDON ME?!?!? CRY CRY CRY. WHO ARE YOU DEEP TOOT?
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Sunday, October 2, 2005

Carrots Coffee Cake Creamer!
Last night I had a band trip w/ maimai15. We stopped at McDonalds and one of my friends, Jared Peck, drank the entire stash of Mcdonalds Half-and-Half coffee creamers. I think there was 27 of them. It was sick. It was funny. It was really funny.

Oh, and since no one objecting to me posting blonde jokes, I have one.

One day, 2 blondes were walking through a forest. They stopped when they encountered a pair of tracks. One said it was deer tracks. The other one said it was moose tracks. And they kept arguing until a train hit them
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Friday, September 30, 2005

I did my homework on top of my garage today!!
I was just reading this really dumb book and it included several stupid, demented, and sadistic jokes. WANNA HEAR EM? (sorry for overuse of capitals)

Kid: Mommy, Mommy, It spells my name!!
Mommy: Shut up and flush the toilet.

Kid: Mommy, Mommy, I don't want to run around in circles!!
Mommy: Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.

Kid: Mommy, Mommy, can I play with Gramma?
Mommy: No, Honey, you've already dug her up twice this week.

Kid: Mommy, Mommy, Daddy's on fire!!
Mommy: That's nice, Honey, now pass the marshmallows.


Some of the older people may recognize these jokes from the 60's called " Mommy Mommy " jokes. I love these jokes. Next post I might do some blonde jokes. If you have objections, please tell me, because I don't want to offend anybody.
Hlayven
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