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Wednesday, April 14, 2004


  49 things you should NOT do around hiei!

1 Try to kiss Kurama
2 Make out with Yukina
3 Sing songs with Botan
4 Throw a snowball at him
5 Throw him a surprise party for his birthday
6 Jump out of his birthdaycake and scare him
7 Say that Kuwabara and his sister are a cute couple (then RUN)
8 Acuse him for being gay
9 Um… acuse him..
10 Say that kuwabara is smarter and stronger
11 Sneak up on him and Kurama making kissing sounds
12 Challenge him, saying that you are stronger
13 Saw the tree down where he is sleeping
14 Refuse Kurama to entering Harvard (see fanfic of UT, such a funny fic)
15 Stalk Kurama and him everywhere
16 Take a cigarette and ask him for …. A fire
17 Ask him if he’s ill because of his high temperature
18 Pour a bucket of icecold water over him while he’s sleeping
19 Propose / try to convince him to have a heart / flower tattoo
20 Arrest him for starting a fire
21 Have a doctore sent to him to look at his bandage (poor doctor)
22 Hold a gun to his head
23 Hold a watergun to his head
24 Advise him to have his hair cut
25 Try braiding his hair
26 Try braiding Kurama’s hair (you are so dead)
27 Give him a warm (hehe) hug (then RUN)
28 Take him to an icesculpture museum
29 Try to touch Kurama
30 Try to look at Kurama
31 Try to come near to Kurama
32 Try to touch Hiei (without burning)
33 Try to look at Hiei (without being glared down)
34 Try to come near Hiei (without dying)
35 Make Yukina cry
36 Make Kurama cry
37 Go foxhunting where Hiei is sleeping
38 Send his sister to Makai alone
39 Wear a silverfox coat and show off with it
40 Congratulate Kuwabara on having beaten Hiei
41 When Hiei threatens to kill you, say: “Hn, omoshiroi…”
42 Creap up with a camera and yell: “Cheese!”
43 Tell him you put him on the endangered species list
44 Say that you don’t believe in the Makai and that he doesn’t exist
45 When Hiei turned around, hold your hand 5 ft above the ground and giggle (make sure he does NOT turn around)
46 When you call him, adress him as: “Oi, shrimp!”
47 Spread the news that Kuwabara and Yukina are getting married
48 Then invite him
49 Indicate that you don’t believe in dragons (don’t forget to ward him before you do)

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