Sunday, September 5, 2004

i got a lovaly bunch of coconuts diddly d
yodie
yeah i called my friend in grapevine and we three wayed her friend and asked me if i had a lovaly bunch of coconuts ? i told him id have to flip a coin because i wasn`t sure if i should answer that but anyways YAY i have a penguin named scotty he eats my CCHHEEESSEE ! glad i got that out of my system but i ran into my stereo yesterday and i have a giant bruise on my forehead it looks like i got into a fight . my horrible battle scars

IN HONOR OF SHELBY !

1. i ate a potato chip that looked like j leno.
2. do you have a flag?
3.cant touch this dododo
4.what is up my sloppy bitch?
5.sean is sitting in a lawn chair in the front yard in the snow and heroine bob is stopping by !sean:are you him?JESUS have i sined or am i going to heaven?
bob:your fryin how much acid did you take?
sean: your not god you bob!
bob:im bob. how gos it!
sean:how you doin that?
bob:how am i doin what?
sean:walking on water?you bob if i get off this chair i`ll drown because i can`t swim.you know what bob you are jesus.
bob: i am why do you ask?
(motions bob to come closer)
sean:satin is in the house. he killed my mom and turned her into a bull.
bob looks up and sees seans mom waveing good by because she called the cops on sean.
sean:IM SAVED! IM SAVED !
bob: sure sean your saved .

those are all the things me and shelby loved to say there our favorite sayings of all time . well better go and do homework! dam it!
shnugans jenny
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Wednesday, August 18, 2004

   the story of crack monkey who is he and where did he come from
O.K.
anyways crack monkey was born in the amazon rain forest on october 16, 1989,. his parents were on a trip from chicago while they were in their tents shortly after he was born he was kidnapped by a herd of penguins that flew him deeper into the forest. the penguins ended up getting drunk off of berries(which is really possible if the berries are too ripe) they left him in a tree where a family of gorillas adopted him. the family was uncle tony, pap`e, ma ma, big sis` and brother sunny.(godfather style)one day the gorillas got a hold of crack from big T *cough cough*and they gave it to crack monkey where he became addicted thus the name his real name i don`t think he wants me to tell so sorry. on april 7, 2002 , a group of scientist saw crack monkey and was so fasinated that they took him back to america so they could win the noble prize. with so much publisity and photos this he doesn`t like cameras so we can only draw what he looks like. anyways he had had enough and broke out of his cell where they kept him but was later picked up by the cops they did want to hold crack monkey because he was so F`ed up so they to him to rehab where i met him...AND NO YOU WILL NEVER FIND OUT WHY I WAS IN REHAB NNNNOOOOOOOO!well he came back to my house and has lived with me ever since he first slept in a shoe box under my bed then in the closet for more space but SHELBY ruined that for him no he lives in my sock drawer! got 2 go! l8trs

jenny
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Saturday, June 19, 2004

   NOW PRESENTING THE KITARO!!!!!
KITARO

kakai opened her eyes to a gaint lushes feild surrounded by forest . As she started to walk foward when she heard a sound behind her .She turned to find her two best friends yami and okashii climbing out of a large stone well. When they reached the top of the well they stepped out on to the soft warm grass. Never had they seen such a beautiful place before since they lived in a large well populated city they really never saw much plant life.
“dam this place is awsome!”said okashii. “Hey wait how come i am in pajamas? claimed yami ”all three friends look at what they are wearing .”hahahahahahaha i always sleep in my clothes “said okashii in a giggling tone . “hey at least im wearing gym shorts and a tank “says kakai.”thats more than i can say about miss bunny women over there!”as she points at yami.”hahah my grandma made these for me o.k.?” Yami cross her arms in pride . “what when you were seven !” says okashii trying not to laugh but then bust outs laughing causeing all of them to.They begin to explore untill they came across a large tree with a jeweled dagger lying underneath it . they were alll baffled by it .”Where did it come from”asked yami. “From him “replyed kakai in a unsteady voice as she pointed upward into the tree. There among the branches lied a man that was half eaten and covered in slim.They all started to back up because of the strong odor and not knowing what had killed him.Okashii picked up the dagger for protection . “Lets get out of here !”said yami. “I`m down with that” claimed kakai. But as they turned to take off running they came face to face with a disgusting monster that had the body and face of a gaint wolf but slimy scaley skin like snake with huge fangsl. Kakai picked up a stone and hit the monster upside the head and took off running with yami right behind her,but okashii just stood there.”What the heck are you doing ?”yelled kakai”Iwant to killl iit “replyed okashii in a excitted voice . “no we are going NOW!”said kakai. They grabbed okashii by the arms and ran dragging her across the field .But the monster soon awoke and the three girls soon relized that not only was the monster ugly but was quick and gaining on them .”come on it will only take a minute or two whats the rush?”asked okashii.”Are you crazy?”demanded yami “a little but that is a long story”.suddenly okashii broke lose of their grips and kill the monster which sounds and describtive words my not be suitable for children under 13 ! ___________BLEEP___________! (meanwhile seconds after the monster is dead)
“hey that was a lot easier than i thought “said okashii .”hey mofo i hate to rip you away from your simpethy session but... HOW THE HELL DID YOU.” “oh never mind it`s you, lets just get out of here”said kakai in a stressed voice. “I told you i could...”beep beep beep beep . kakai woke up to an alarm clock sounding off and the telephone ringing.”hey yami, hey okashii”stated kakai drowsely .” i told you i could kill it “said okashii .The phone went silent.

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