Yeah, so it is snowing. It has been snowing since noon yesterday and it still hasn’t stopped. I guess snow is just trendy right now. It is today’s black.
The inclement weather had it in for a certain Mr. Charlie yesterday evening. I was driving home from the market when I noticed a car stopped in the middle of the road about one hundred yards ahead. So I hit my brakes and nothing happened. No need to panic though, I simply took my foot off of the brake and tapped them again.
Nada. Still, I was confident in my ability to halt me car before I smashed into the unsuspecting vehicle. So I pumped my brakes a few more times. Unfortunately I had zero traction. By now I was panicking a little bit.
So I was about twenty-five yards from smashing into said car when my brakes found traction on the icy, wet snow. Still, I was running out of room. So I cut my wheel to the left so my passenger side would strike the car and not screw up my engine. At that exact same time the car in front of me made a right hand turn.
I slid cleanly past it, spinning three hundred and sixty degrees into the left hand lane towards oncoming traffic.
Ramming my foot down on the gas my car leapt back into the correct lane and I sped back to my warm house, where I immediately had a heart attack. I guess God has a special place in his heart for red Saturn sport coupes.
