Tuesday, December 14, 2004

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY: 1. His Majesty 2. Sire 3. “That motherfucker thinks he is sooo much better than us” THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD: 1. super_charlie 2. shadowedcloudx 3. heavenscloudaim THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: 1. My good looks 2. My enormous ego 3. My gigantic…”ahem” THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: 1. I tend to procrastinate 2. I am very lazy 3. None of my short comings tend to bother me, I find myself oh so close to perfection THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE: 1. German 2. Scotch (not as in “from Scotland”, rather as in “conceived by drunk parents”) 3. Asshole THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU: 1. Midgets in clown masks 2. Midgets in the pornography industry 3. Midgets in general THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS: 1. Staring in a mirror chanting “you are beautiful” over and over again 2. Making sweet love to a beautiful woman…or masturbating 3. Showering…I have to wash away my filth THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW: 1. Dark gray pinstripe pants 2. White turtle neck sweater 3. He-Man underoos THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS (or artists at the moment): 1. Muse 2. Aerosmith 3. Ashlee Simpson’s digital voice over machine THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT: 1. Motherfucker by Primitive Radio Gods 2. White Christmas performed by Bing Crosby 3. We Wish You a Merry Christmas performed by a group of barking dogs THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS: 1. Being in a heist 2. Battling a monkey brandishing a kendo stick 3. I would say the cliché “two chicks at once” but I have a hard enough time dealing with one woman THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given): 1. Good Sex 2. Someone cool 3. It would be nice if they were rich…hey I can dream can’t I? TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE if you can guess the lie, you are amazing: 1. Myself and two friends ran through a Wal*Mart one evening after swim practice wearing nothing but our speedos and cheap carnival masks 2. I got arrested for underage drinking twice within a twenty four hour period, however, in my defense, I was never really drunk. 3. My friend in college power bombed me of the top of a bunk bed so that my back landed on across a wooden futon and, despite a large bruise on my back, I was perfectly fine. THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU: 1. Good Hair…I don’t know, but a haircut just seems to be an extension of a girls personality 2. A pretty face, although subjective, is oh so important 3. I tend to find myself more attracted to dark haired dark complexioned women more often than any other combination I guess…although I am really not that picky. THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO: 1. I am a horrible liar 2. Do my dishes on a regular basis 3. Talk on the phone for more than five minutes… THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES: 1. Midget tossing 2. Pretending I am good at playing the guitar 3. Reading THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW: 1. Have sex with a gorgeous woman 2. Eat a really good steak 3. Win the lottery, a really big lottery, like 200 million dollars THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING: 1. Mooching off a rich wife 2. Some form of advertising 3. Bank Robber THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION : 1. Kenya 2. Amsterdam 3. The Greek Islands THREE KID'S NAMES: 1. Alexander Charles Schafer V 2. Juliet (Jules) Marion Schafer 3. Samantha Eleanor Schafer ( I never really thought about children’s names other that the first…that is a prerequisite if I have a son) THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: 1. Go Sky diving 2. Travel to as many places as possible 3. Be involved in some type of heist THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW OR DIE PAINFULLY: I think just about everyone has taken this quiz already so my dream list is… 1. Michelle Branch 2. David Bowie 3. Neil Gaiman

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