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Vitals

Birthday
• 1992-11-06
Gender
• Female
Location
• SILENT HILL
Member Since
• 2007-09-04
Occupation
• Guro Guru
Real Name
• Lizzie

Personal

Achievements
• I can count all the way to 11.
Anime Fan Since
• FOREVER. I'm more into graphic novels.
Favorite Anime
• Boogie Pop Phantom, When They Cry, Cowboy Bebop, Godchild, Tokyo Babylon
Goals
• Get serious, control impulses, learn to speak softly and not be a slut.
Hobbies
• Drawing, hanging out with Kristyn, eating.
Talents
• Art, and appreciating Radiohead lyrics.

myOtaku.com: head explody

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK
GRADEZ:

ELA: A
SS: B+
Math: B+
Science: B+
Spanish: D+

I earned the + by fucking the spanish teacher. hahahaha.

i kid! i kid! i would only do that for the SCIENCE TEACHER. >:/

jk. (getting old)

so. tired. so overloaded.
so resentful of people.

Why do short people also try and knock me over? I know I'm rather awkward, but its depressing to think of myself as nothing more than a bowling pin for those midget children.....*COUGH*HAYLEY*COUGH*

And whats up with Kristyn and the fucking sharpies?
i am going to get cancer from all the ink I have absorbed.

You know, I invited her to come with me to a book signing hosted by Stephen King a few months ago, and the entire time we waited in line she was scribbling on my arm...

....with a black sharpie.

When we finally reached the front of the line, Mr. King probably wet his pants trying to hold back laughter. MOCKING laughter.
There stood before him a noodley idiot with black scribbles all up both her arms, across her chest and up to her neck to her ears. And she had maroon hair. And there was a creepy goth chick behind her who, when you squint a little, bears a keen resemblance to SATAN.

Maybe he'll write about us.
Title it, "THAT HORRIBLE NOODLY KID, AND THE GIRL THAT LOOKS LIKE SATAN."

I must go now......

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