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Saturday, October 6, 2007


   MORE EXAGGERATED DRAMATIC EVENTS!!!!
Ugh! I stayed up until 1AM watching Doctor Who, and then I couldn't stop the nerdom and went off to read Batman/Scarecrow slash fiction!!
AAAAAHHHH!!!!

Anyway. On to more interesting topics.

I gots me a new AIM screename! Now, instead of boring shinigami1134, I am PukingJellyfish!!!!

Puking Jellyfish? What the fuck? I know.

It all started in science class.
We were sitting through a movie about Astronomy, and Kristin was sitting next to me in her bondage pants and hoody. She was tapping a pen on the desk and glaring at me from between strands of her amazing gothy hair. I felt strangely inadequate as I slouched there next to her, wearing those stupid emo skinny jeans and a black military jacket.
She kept tapping that damn pen!!
AUUUGH!
Then, she stabbed me in the arm with the pen. And raked it across my tender noodly arm!! And then she made a bunch of painful slashmarks, leaving thick lines of ink across my almost see-through skin and OOOOWWWW IT HURT!!!
But it was funny, too! She drew a bunch of random slashes and then an angry face, then the word "rawr", then a bunch of bubbles and a very long-ass cat with a post-it note on its belly, saying "sup?".
I wrestled the pen from her hard-core goth fingers and drew a tictactoe board on her hand, and some other shit.
She countered with a gigantic jellyfish on my upper arm.
I was so delighted with it I asked for another one on the other arm. She obliged, but it was puking. Well, at first it was just foaming at the mouth, but she wasn't satisfied and made it puking and dripping slime.
You can imagine the weird looks I got when class was over. 0__0
My homeroom teacher just looked at the jellyfish and was like, "Wow."
I asked to decorate her whiteboard, but she said my arms were enough.
=P

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