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Sunday, September 30, 2007


   Dangerfuck!!
Were any of you guys at the Solomon Pond Mall near Worcester on Saturday??
If you saw a goth, a prep and punk climbing down an embankment right next to the intersection full of speeding cars....
that was Kristin, Aurora and me.
Ugh.

We figured the mall was too boring, and decided to go for a little stroll down the road.
Bad idea.
Theres a Borders about a couple blocks away, and it was our target. We walked through the parking lot the edge, where we hoped to find a sidewalk.....

and there was nothing.
Just a fence, and then a sheer drop of crumbling rocks.
And then a 10 inch strip of grass.
And then a busy mall road.

So Aurora, genius-prep-child that she is, just goes over the little fence and jumps down onto the grass. And Kristin shakes her black goth hair into her eyes and leaps after her.
0____0
I am surrounded by people with a deathwish.
So I walked up and down, looking for some fucking way down other that climbing, but there wasnt. So I went after them, and we crossed the road to the other side and walked for a bit. Then we were faced with another challenge. A huge creek with a bridge for cars over it. And to sidewalk.
It was built with a big main car section, and then a metal guardrail to keep the cars from falling into the drink. Beyond this guardrail was a little shelf of extra pavement.
And Aurora heads straight for it.
And Kristin shakes her gothy hair and follows.
And I bellow like a gorilla and lumber after them, over the terror-fying bridge, with whizzing cars on one side of the rail, and then nothing but air and a thirty foot drop into rocky water on the other!!

It was very exciting. Kristin kept stopping and stretching, or admiring the view and then looking at me with her spooky eyes, taunting my fear of cars.
Grr.
Then we finaly made it to Borders. We lay on the floor in the comic section and I read aloud the sound effects of "Ju-On" aloud as Kristin and Aurora slaughtered each other.

>__>


After that, we went to Aurora's house and she chased us around, spraying temporary red hair dye on us and snorting. Then we sprayed it all over the driveway. And then she started spraying this horrible glitter-shit on us and Kristin and I ran down her street with towels on our heads, barefoot and screaming.

It was a good day.



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