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Monday, September 17, 2007
meow!!! LOL
okay guys, here comes a tasteless joke...
A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophiliac, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds.
"How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophiliac.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
Silence took over... and the masochist says:
"Meow."
LOLOLOLOL
paz, click this link for an awesome johnny the homocidal maniac flash vid. its amazinggggg!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/274026
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