Sunday, November 4, 2007

   omgzor
On 06/23/02 Dib and Zim made a phone call to each other. the phone call was recorded.

Dib: "Hay Zim. The next time I see you I'm going to rip out your arms and beat you with them."

Zim: Oh really. How about I suck out your eyes out of it's socket and piss on you brains.

Dib: " What! You green bitch. If you were here now I would stuff my boots so fare up your ass. Your breth will smell like my shoe palish."

Zim: "OOOO I'm scared. I'm so scared I think I'll fuck your sister extra hared tonight so I can feel safer."

Dib: "What did you say?"

Zim: "Oh thats right I forgot. We didn't tell you. Your sister and Me have sex more times a day then when you get called crazy you stink beast. "

Dib: "You lie. My sister is virgin."

Zim: "Well thanks to me. Not anymore."

Dib: " You fucking mother fucker".

Zim: "I think I did her too."

Dib: "AAAAHHHH I hate you so damn much."

Zim: "Well I got to go. Gir needs a new right leg and I have you sister to fuck. So you can tell I got a long day ahead of me."

Dib: " My face is going to be the last thing you see before you die. You know that right.! "

Zim: CLICK

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Thursday, November 1, 2007

   UGH!!!!
i really, really hate little girls who think that talking about killing themselves or bragging about wanting to slit their wrists is 'hardcore'. especially online.

grow up, you little wannabe-goth-retards. there are REAL people with REAL problems out there, and i dont want to hear you talk about your imaginary dagger running along your plump, greasy little wrists. i dont want to hear about your mean daddy grounding you on a weekend. i dont want to hear how you are going to cut your hair like a final fantasy character.

this is pissing me off.
"oooh, i love fall out boy and my chemical romance! it helps ease the pain of living in a middle-class home with two parents and a room full of shit from hot topic!"

shut. the. fuck. up.

there are real people suffering.


(basic sunshine, im not talking about you! dont worry! *hugs*)

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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

   another chat.
shinigami1134 (11:09:32 PM): 0__X *is drooling*
evil4thpower (11:10:01 PM): That's...interesting.
shinigami1134 (11:10:06 PM): im hungry for candies
evil4thpower (11:10:27 PM): At 11:00?
shinigami1134 (11:10:27 PM): always
evil4thpower (11:10:47 PM): Strange.
shinigami1134 (11:10:59 PM): heh
shinigami1134 (11:11:00 PM): actually
shinigami1134 (11:11:02 PM): i hate sugar
shinigami1134 (11:11:15 PM): but these last few days i have been ETERNALLY HUNGRY
evil4thpower (11:11:31 PM): Weird.
evil4thpower (11:12:27 PM): Maybe it's the bubonic plauge.
shinigami1134 (11:12:29 PM): perhaps
shinigami1134 (11:12:32 PM): if so
shinigami1134 (11:12:36 PM): you are doomed.
evil4thpower (11:12:50 PM): Oh well.
shinigami1134 (11:12:56 PM): yep. at least it will be a cool death.
evil4thpower (11:13:25 PM): At least I won't have anymore lab writeups.
shinigami1134 (11:13:35 PM): oh.....oh, now im excited!!
shinigami1134 (11:13:42 PM): more so, i mean!
evil4thpower (11:14:01 PM): Same. Hurry up and infect me.
shinigami1134 (11:14:07 PM): you are, babe. infected 100%
shinigami1134 (11:14:12 PM): >
shinigami1134 (11:14:17 PM): FUCKIN EMOTE
shinigami1134 (11:14:22 PM): >
shinigami1134 (11:14:24 PM): fuck
shinigami1134 (11:14:33 PM): >;D
shinigami1134 (11:14:39 PM): there we go
evil4thpower (11:14:50 PM): Yep.
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Monday, October 22, 2007

   It's really quiet. Is everybody avoiding me? I admit I'm a bitch! No need to rub it in!! Jeez!!
shinigami1134 (9:24:21 PM): SNOOOOOORGGGGGAKAKAKAKAKAKA
evil4thpower (9:25:04 PM): God, not again.
shinigami1134 (9:25:06 PM): YES
shinigami1134 (9:25:08 PM): but no pie
shinigami1134 (9:25:10 PM): just soup
evil4thpower (9:25:39 PM): Chicken noodle?
shinigami1134 (9:25:42 PM): howd you gues?!?!?!!
evil4thpower (9:26:02 PM): Isn't it your favorite?
shinigami1134 (9:26:00 PM): yessssssssss
shinigami1134 (9:26:25 PM): i also like tomato. no other kind is good enough for JESUS!
evil4thpower (9:26:47 PM): ...kay.
shinigami1134 (9:26:52 PM): i am jesus.
shinigami1134 (9:26:53 PM): i am.
evil4thpower (9:27:24 PM): I believe you.
shinigami1134 (9:27:34 PM): you're the only one. i shall make you my disciple.
shinigami1134 (9:27:47 PM): and your name is Tasty the Prophet
evil4thpower (9:28:53 PM): Yay!
shinigami1134 (9:29:33 PM): people will bring you offerings of their firstborn child. they shall watch in horror as you chew them up like wrigleys fruit gum.
evil4thpower (9:30:14 PM): I like fruit stripes better.
shinigami1134 (9:30:25 PM): then let it be so.
shinigami1134 (9:30:30 PM): =D
shinigami1134 (9:30:34 PM): *wriggles*
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Friday, October 19, 2007

Germie germie germie.




GERMS!!!
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Thursday, October 18, 2007

   Me mak peeple piisedd
MOOD: deadly

MUSIC: "Fake Plastic Trees" by Radiohead

I feel like I'm on everyones bad side today. Zac Temple is yelling at me every time he sees me, because he says I'm bein' an idiot, and Lisa is pissed because I don't hang out with her anymore, and Colleen is mad because I'm a big fat bitch.

I feel like punching Earth in the face. I don't feel like sugar-coating anything. I said, "Zac, why are you being sucha bitch?? What's going on?" and he just said I was an idiot and stupid. Huh.
Then he questioned Katherine's and my AMAZING graphic design for our political posters. How dare he?? At least we're using patriotic symbolism and stuff. The other girls just glued a bunch of pink feathers and random phrases to theirs.
Ours looks authentic and we've put TIME into it.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

I hate everybody. I feel sooooo moody. Grr. The only bright thing I see in my future is sleeping over at Kristyns. We're gonna have a horror-fest.





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Monday, October 15, 2007

   GET YOUR BODY BEAT

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Sunday, October 14, 2007

shinigami1134 (4:10:03 PM): i dont get the fucking ss homework.
evil4thpower (4:10:11 PM): me neither
shinigami1134 (4:10:18PM): it looks like mentally handicapped person wrote the instructions
evil4thpower (4:10:23 PM): lol
shinigami1134 (4:10:47PM): i dont know how i can get it all done. i have two essays, a science packet and twenty spanish flashcards.
evil4thpower (4:10:50 PM): same
shinigami1134 (4:11:04PM): nnnnnngrgrgrgrgrhhh
evil4thpower (4:11:29 PM): fuck this. im going to the mall. you wanna come?
shinigami1134 (4:11:34 PM): sure!
shinigami1134 (4:11:36 PM): when?
evil4thpower (4:12:01 PM): we can pick you up in like 5 minutes.


so we went. i bought a pair of emo glasses and some pink more hair dye + latex gloves. also, i bought Red Eye at the comic store for $3.00!! YAAAY SEXY CILLIAN MURPHY!!!



he better hope he doesnt bump into me on a dark, lonely street, unarmed and/or tipsy. ^__~

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   latex latex latex! fucknuts!


i am el gaia faggot. do you not see my bare feet? i cant afford shoes. give me monies.
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Friday, October 12, 2007

   IT WAS A GOOD DAY TO DYE.....BUT IM OUT OF LATEX GLOVES.
Today was so much fun!

It all started in homeroom. I was wearing black cargo pants and a black jacket. In my pocket, just waiting for an opportunity, were my darling lime-green fishnet gloves. But I couldn't wear them with all black. I needed color to even things out. So I was sitting in my chair, musing on this conundrum, when my bloodshot, swollen eyes fell upon Colleen.
She was wearing a black little hoody with Gir on it, and little tiny Irkin symbols all over it, in lovely neon colors.

Colors that would go perfectly with my gloves.

Trying to control the spasmodic tic under my eye, I asked her to switch hoodies.
She agreed!!
And voila!!! I put on them fingerless gloves and LIFE WAS GOOD! She looked soooooo cuuuuute. Like...all in black and smelling edible...yeah. She smells like candy. I want to eat her.
As a bonus, the hoody smelled like her, which equals MORE CANDY!!! I was in heaven!!

And there was more fun in Spanish, where we watched a stupid movie in Espanol about three times over, from start to finish, before the teacher managed to get subtitles on. That was fun, because I was in la-la land and it was o.k.

Then, fun in science with Kristin and Katharine. We tried to clown around with the sub but she kicked our asses. I gained new respect for blondes with short hair. I also gained a sore ass.
We got our shit into gear and I have no science homework now. ^__^
That was fun because....Kristin was there to glare at me and make me look retarded every time I opened my fat mouth.

THEN: GLORIOUS ELA!!!!
I got to read aloud my acrostic poem on The Tell-Tale Heart.
When it was done, there was total silence for about forty seconds as everyone stared at me in a mixture of shock/revulsion/fear. Then Colin started to slow-clap and nobody joined in. Nick dropped his pen.
I liked it. >__>
The teacher was just like "Interesting perspective, Lara. Hmm. See class, she actually wrote a POEM, unlike the rest of you, who just jotted down randomly grouped sentences in crayon."
*growls*
See, it was very well written for something that took about...hmm...forty seconds. Mine OWNED the other crappy rambling pieces of crap.
That was fun, because I instilled more fear into the hearts of stupid fourteen yearolds.

Lunch was boring. For once, I bought food and it was bad tasting. I regretted it but ate it anyway because NO-ONE can resist soggy chicken nuggets.
It was raining heavily so we weren't allowed outside. =(
So Kristin, Colleen and I wandered over the the seventh grade area and mingled with Caitlin Wood's crowd. Shes a self-proclaimed emo, but shes not. She just has a crappy haircut.
But shes so much fun!! Heeheehee. But not fun enough to keep Colleen and me to sneak into the bathroom. She seemed upset about something. I think she wanted to talk but she just hugged me instead. If her Dad is hitting her again, Im going to fucking knife him.

After we returned, we suddenly all decided to trade sweatshirts again. Caitlin wanted Colleens hoody, which I was wearing, and I wanted....sex! No. I wanted some more apple juice but there wasnt any. So I ended up with Caitlins. It was too big!! Everyone laughed when I put it on. It must have looked like I was drowning or something. I'm such a scarecrow. T__T
So Colleen, being the savior of the damned that she is, decided to wear Caitlins! And then I got mine back. But that was boring, so I traded with Kristin.
Hers was mildewed and so I just walked around in my tank.
Whew!
That was an exhausting bit o' typing.

Im going to go finish watching 'Carrie'....


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