Monday, November 27, 2006

Colonol Sanders Vs. Tokyo Chapter One

To everyone who hasn't read this yet, here's the first chapter of Colonol Sanders Vs. Tokyo!! Hope you enjoy reading it [again]!!! Colonol Sanders: Yes!!! Soon we will rule the world!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Dr. Phil: Bwahahahahahahaha*cough, cough* haha.......a........ha...... For some reason, a dead silence fell over the ship. But then, a loud noise breaks the silence.... PFFFFFFFFTTTTT!!!!! Sanders: Who the hell was that?? Dr. Phil, was that you?? Phil: N-no......... *looks around room awkwardly* Sanders: DAMMIT!!!! Why did you do that?! Couldn't you at LEAST have gone into another room? Ah, god that's AWFUL!!!! Phil: I-I...... didn't........ I-it just....... Look, it slipped out okay? Happy now?! Sanders: Not...... Not really, no. Phil: .............. Sanders: How much longer? Phil: Until what? Sanders: WHADDA YA MEAN 'Until what?' UNTIL WE TAKE OVER THE WORLD!! Phil: Right. I....I knew...... that..... Sanders: How long?! Phil: Right! Ummm..... Two and a half hours. Sanders: Damn! Why can't we get there sooner? The chickens are getting restless! Phil: I-I c-can activ-vate the Improbability Drive if you........ want. DON'T HURT ME!!! *cringes in fear* Sanders: Th-*raises hand do smack Dr. Phil* ......... That's actually a good idea! What happens? Phil: It's kinda like a warp drive. However, I can't say what we will be when we get there. Sanders: What do you...... Oh never mind!!! Hit it!!! Dr. Phil activates the Improbability Drive. No one really knows what happens when you activate it. All they know is that you may be something else when you arrive at your destination. Just then, the ship starts changing shapes rapidly, then disappears! Only to reappear just outside of Tokyo. In the shape of a potato. Crowd: OMG!!! IT'S A GIANT POTATO, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!! Back in the ship..... Sanders: $@!%& @*^% #$!!%@? Phil: What? Sanders: Pleh! I said what just happened? Phil: Oh, right. Tha-that was the Improbability Drive. Sir. Colonol. Sanders: Enough already! Phil: Right! But do you see now? I told you we'd become a random item! Sanders: No you....... Oh nevermind! RELEASE THE CHICKENS!!! Phil: Yippie!! I get to press the red button!! Dr. Phil runs to a console in the back of the command center of the ship. He then proceeds to press a red botton labeled: 'CHICKEN RELEASE'. A door opens in the bottom of the ship, and a flock(?) of chickens pours out into the heart of Tokyo. Sanders: ATTACK MY HOLLOW CHICKENS!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Meanwhile, somewhere in Tokyo..... Rukia: Ichigo!! I just got a HUGE order from the Soul Society! Ichigo: What's going on? Rukia: I don't know, but whatever it is, it can't be good. Ichigo: Right! Rukia slides on her glove, and proceeds to shove Ichigo's soul out of his body. Rukia: KON!! You must take over Ichigo's body until we get back! Kon: Again? I don't like being in that nasty body! Ichigo: Kon!! There's no time!! Get in there!! Ruckia pops Kon out of his teddy bear body and shoves him down Ichigo's throat. Kon: Ugh! Ew! Ew! Ew! Gross!! Wait, this means I get to see Orihime again!! Yippie!! Ichigo: Dammit Kon! Rukia: There's no time! We have to hurry! Ichigo: Right! Rukia and Ichigo race off to find out what's troubling Tokyo. Don't ask why they're in Tokyo. Business. Meanwhile, in the Kanto region of Japan...... Light: What's going on? Crash!! Misa: Oh, hold me Light! *grins* Light: Not now Misa! I have to find oout what's going on!! Misa: Hmph! L: Not good. Light: What's happening L..... I mean Ryuuzaki? L: It seems as if Colonol Sanders is Invading Tokyo as we speak. I feared this day would come. Light: What do you mean? L: Well......

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