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Thursday, January 11, 2007


   Work overload
Okey so I am so tiired…. I have been studyin tirelessleey.. its madd..annoyin.. and to top it off I am prob still not goin to be getting the grade I am goin to get.. oh well.. how r u guys??
I hope that I can get a good grade like I did last timew.. todcay is college night and I dun like it… I hafta stay in the skewl unitl 8… its not fair!!!! its rly annoyin uhh!!! Oh well im so unlucky… ill stop complaion herws the stupiest way to die
(Late 1989, Australia) A rather impressionable student of kung fu listened with rapt attention when his instructor dramatically informed the class, "Now that you have reached this level in your training, you can kill wild animals with your bare hands!"
The martial arts trainee took the statement as gospel, and headed to the Melbourne zoo to test his mettle with the wildest animal of all: the lion. In the dead of night, he slipped into the zoo, leapt into the lion enclosure, and engaged a suitable king of the jungle in combat.
He would probably have lost a one-on-one fight, but he never got to try. His naive fight plan didn't account for the enthusiasm of the lion's pride for a tender intruder; nor did it give sufficient weight to the possibility that his instructor didn't know what the hell he was talking about.
Zoo employees found his remains -- two arms and hands -- the following morning, with shreds of red fur grasped tightly in his fingers.


I mean rllyy.. how fuckin stupid can u be??

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