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Monday, March 31, 2008

   rly boring post
yeaa... im going to queens for those who dun know..
i spent my weekend eating and sleepin and doin other random stuff.. pretty borin i know but i played super smash bros. brawl with my bro and never won.. sad i know... also i played guitar hero.. sucked at that also.. its hard... and yeaa that was my weekend.. o and i watched bleach, the blair witch proj.. that sraced the shit outta me.. and i finished the book "the queens fool" the next book to "the other boleyn grl" rly good book..
heres the syupiest way to die..
(17 April 2005, Syracuse, Indiana) Late one night, 26-year-old Joseph was blazing down the road in the Chain O'Lakes district on his Yamaha moped. When he saw flashing lights in his rear-view mirror, well... with the wind whistling through his ears, he apparently concluded that his moped could outrun a police cruiser. This hard-boiled Heck's Angels wannabe revved his engine and roared off.

The speedometer needle flashed past 10--20--30mph, and within a minute, it was in the red zone at a blinding 40 mph. But no matter how fast Joseph went, he was unable to shake the pursuing police officer from his tail! If only he had a spare JATO!

The two-stroke engine was buzzing like a hummingbird from the strain of the chase. Perhaps he was thinking, "You'll never take me alive, copper!" as he sped through the intersection. Whatever his last thoughts were, Joseph lost control of his would-be road rocket, crashed into a tree, and died instantly.

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