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Tuesday, January 16, 2007


its 6:50
hey i woke up early so i decided to make a post..im mad that its the first day of the week.. feels like mon.. well anyway.. how was ur weekend.. min was ok.. i wen to the city on sat.. had a good time there with my freinds..lol... shoppin of course.. my feet were tired by the end of the day..lol... on sun...was my dads bday...not gunna say how old he is.. i would get killed..or punished..lol... i did hw..all day...i have a whole lot.. yesterday i also did hw..all day..and watched alil bit of anime... all of this week my plans r to study for my upcomin finals... its guna b hell..so if im not vistin or postin its b.c of that.. well i gotta go!!
heres the stupiest way to die
(27 March 1981, Indiana) Late one March evening, Bruce awoke at the foot of a utility pole in the woods, his dog asleep by his side and a crispy, dead raccoon nearby. Bruce was alarmed to discover severe burns on his forearms, hands and genitals, which were eventually amputated.

What happened? The details came out in court, when Bruce sued the utility company for removing him from the gene pool.

He had been out 'coon hunting when his dog caught the scent and chased a raccoon up a power pole. The raccoon perched on a glass insulator. Bruce was prepared for just such an event. He strapped his trusty steel pole climbers to his boots, and made his way up the pole...

The court found Bruce contributory negligent, stating succinctly, "It [is] clear that, in climbing the utility pole, slapping and squalling at the raccoon, thereby agitating it when it was perilously close to charged wires, Bruce should have appreciated the hazard that ultimately befell him."

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