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Monday, April 14, 2008

mornin!! how was ur weekend?? mine was goodd...on friday my mom.. shes soo sweet decided to surprise my bro and i out of the blue and take us out to dinner.. which she did.. we went to this new Jap. place that opened up in my neighborhood.. omfg i died... it was hibachi.. they cooked in front of us the shit they did was awesome!! not to mention the food was good!! lol... on sat was my parents anniversary.. my bro and i stayed home.. playin video games.. surprise surprise.. on sun day the same thing... lol.. weird i know... lol...
wel heres the stupiest way to die!!
(August 2006, Brazil) August brings us a winner from Brazil, who tried to disassemble a Rocket Propelled Grenade (RPG) by driving back and forth over it with a car. This technique was ineffective, so he escalated to pounding the RPG with a sledgehammer. The second try worked--in a sense. The explosion proved fatal to one man, six cars, and the repair shop wherein the efforts took place.

Fourteen more RPG were found in a car parked nearby. Police believe the ammunition was being scavenged to sell as scrap metal. If it wasn't scrap then, it certainly is now!

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Friday, April 11, 2008

lol... so i read my comments the day after i make my posts so i'm readin my comments and (from recent posted to oldest) i see nana-chan has posted somethin funny once i get down to the bottom its a sex story...lol.. that was good Nana-chan... if u read "The Color Purple" Celie's step dad dies from havin too many orgasms too... lol..
well yesterday (not related to theO) it was 70 degrees in my part of the world.. absolutely b-e-autiful.. and i didn't want to be locked up in the house, so i went to the library after skewl and i took out Eragon and The Devil Wears Prada and sat outside my house readin The Devil Wears Prada for a while... then it got windy >_< and i went inside.. after i took a shower i kicked my bro's ass for the first time in Brawl!!!! i was so proud of myself!!! my bro was too.. but he was like.. wtf???i was like "cant touch this!!"
well heres the stupiest way to die..
(17 April 2006, England) There's always someone who thinks good advice doesn't apply to him. For example, if a doctor advises that the one thing you must not do is go near a flame, as you are going to be covered wtih a flammable material, most people would take this advice onboard, and not strike a match until the flammable material has been removed.

However, Phillip, 60, knew better than his doctor. Philip was in the hospital to treat a skin disease, said treatment consisting of being smeared in paraffin-based cream. Philip was warned that the cream would ignite, so he definitely should NOT smoke. But he just couldn't live without that cigarette."

Smoking was not permitted anywhere on the ward, but Phillip took this setback in stride, and sneaked out onto a fire escape. Once he was hidden, he lit up... inhaled... and peace descended as he got his nicotine fix. Things went downhill only after he finished his cigarette, at the moment he ground out the butt with his heel.

The paraffin cream had been absorbed by his clothing. As his heel touched the butt, fumes from his pyjamas ignited. The resulting inferno "cremated" his skin condition, and left first-degree burns on much of his body. Despite excellent treatment, he died in intensive care.

1.Reproduction -- if he has children, he's not having more.
2.Excellence -- this one I'll remember!
3.Self-Selection -- he was warned paraffin & flames don't mix.
4.Maturity -- At 60 I guess he was old enough.
5.Veracity -- Major UK news carriers covered the story.
This ticks all the boxes, and though I feel sorry for the family, his death acts as a warning to others. If a doctor tells you not to smoke, there's a very good reason.

Heres a lil pic it rly does exsist!!!

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Thursday, April 10, 2008

okayy... so i have been readin bleach online.. its rly good as a manga... i just skip the figths thou.. ill wait until those come out on anime.. other than that i might get a J-O-B at this place called JavaJuice.. i dunno sounds kewl and it might only be temp. since im gunna g2 Queens.. but its $$$... ne?
well... heres the stupiest way to die..
(September 2006, Florida) A fearsome mythical giant was felled by a humble slingshot. But a modern speargun vs. an underwater leviathan is another tale altogether, as a Florida man discovered.

Outlawed in 1990, hunting Goliath-sized groupers remains surprisingly popular. These fish can weigh hundreds of pounds, yet there are underwater hunters who choose to tether themselves to such muscular sea creatures. However unlikely a pursuit, the poaching of groupers by divers and snorkelers continues, in defiance of both the law and common sense.

Of this elite group, our Darwin Award winner distinguished himself yet further by disregarding one essential spearfishing precaution. By embarking on this hunt without a knife to cut himself loose, the "fit and experienced snorkeler" was guaranteeing that his next attack on a giant grouper would be his last.

Why anyone thinks it's a good idea to tether yourself to a fish twice your size, I don't know. Some time later, the body of the spearfisher was found pinned to the coral, 17 feet underwater. Three coils of line were wrapped around his wrist, and one very dead grouper was impaled at the other end of the line.

In those final hours, the tables were turned, and the fish was given an opportunity to reflect on the experience of "catching a person."
This is kinda what it looked like

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Tuesday, April 8, 2008

   mall madness!
so yesterday i went to the mall with my mom!! yea.. my mom has decided that she will full on go on her diet.. no more.. "tommorow i will go on my diet" shes gunna go on it for real.. atleast thats what she says.. but well see... i think that she cando it but right now she is very vulnerable.. anyways.. we went to the mall yesterday.. and actually my mom and i had a pretty good time.. we looked at bags and stuff it was fun.. i sound like tohru now >_<.. lol...
heres the stupiest way to die

(3 June 2006, Florida) Two more candidates have thrown themselves into the running for a Darwin Award. The feet of Jason and Sara, both 21, were found protruding from a deflated, huge helium advertising balloon. Jason was a college student, and Sara attended community college, but apparently their education had glossed over the importance of oxygen.
The pair pulled down the 8' balloon, and climbed inside. Their last words consisted of high-pitched, incoherent giggling as they slowly passed out and passed into the hereafter.

Sheriff's deputies said the two were not victims of foul play. No drugs or alcohol were found. The medical examiner reported that helium inhalation was a significant factor in their deaths. A family member said "Sara was mischievous, to be honest. She liked fun and it cost her."
When one breathes helium, the lack of oxygen in the bloodstream causes a rapid loss of consciousness. Some euthanasia experts advocate the use of helium to painlessly end one's life.

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Monday, April 7, 2008

its monday again**sigh**
so i was wondering how do i add somethin to my world?? cuz i have suttin that i have been wantin to add.. lol.. anyways...
my weekend was ok.. how was urs???
i played Star Ocean its kinda gettin on my nerves.. i rly dun like the setup.. like the Fury and stuff.. but other than that its ok.. i guess i just have to get used to it.. Cliff is soo damn gayy... the worst part of it is he doesnt seem like the kinda guy that would be gay@!!.. i told my bro that all grls want a gay guy as a friend.. why? b.c they r sentimental, sweet and actually listen to our feelings.. my bro was like wtf?? why? and then we got into this whole discussion about it.. it was weird.. then he told me that his (girl)friends want a gay guy as a friend.. i was laaUGHIN..lol.. well yea that was my weekend..
heres the stupiest way to die..
(August 2006, Libreville, Gabon) In August, a congregation's 35-year old pastor insisted one could literally walk on water, if one only had enough faith. Big and bold was his speech. He extolled the heavenly power possessed by a faithful man with such force that he may well have convinced himself. Whether or not he believed in his heart, his sermons left room for only shame should he leave his own faith untested. Thus, the pastor set out to walk across a major estuary, the path of a 20-minute ferry ride. But the man could not swim.
(A related Personal Account from Palorca, Portugal: "I met an elder villager who once tried to walk on water. He strapped small floaters to his feet. He floated, all right, but upside down, with his head submersed. He was rescued by the spectators."

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Friday, April 4, 2008

   hey guys
so basically everything is goin the same. last night i saw edward scissorhands.. love Johnny Depp.. lol.. and saw the Oprah Show and a man may give birth to a baby.. yeah basically this world is going topsy turvy... (the man was orginally a woman) other than that nuttin else to report except that i found this article which i think that u guys might find intrestin as an otaku.. so here ya go

And heres the stupiest way to die
(19 March 2006, Belize) Benjamin Franklin reputedly flew his kite in a lightning storm, going on to discover that lightning equals electricity. However, certain precautions must be taken to avoid sudden electrocution. Kennon, 26, replicated the conditions of Ben Franklin's experiment, but without Ben's sensible safety precautions. Kennon was flying a kite with a short string that he had extended with a length of thin copper wire.
The copper made contact with a high-tension line, sending a bolt of electrical lightning towards the man. Just bad luck? Kennon's father told listeners his son was an electrician, and "should have known better." Kennon is survived by his parents, six sisters, and five brothers.

Reader comment: "Let me put it this way, I wouldn't want him wiring my house!!"

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Thursday, April 3, 2008

   Queens College
so i went to Queens College and according to my mother, her prayers were answered...
Yes, i asked a language teacher and they have both Chinese and Japanese.. and frankly i really cant ask more than that.. well actually i can..
They also have a Study abroad program which is really good for both of the languages.. which also satisfyes me.. and since i dun know what i wanna do with myself for the rest of my life this is the rigth skewl for me.. so i guess im set.. o and guys.. spanish isnt good for me because im bilingual... i am hispanic.. lol.. just a btw.. im gunna be late to class so no stupiest way to die.. later

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Wednesday, April 2, 2008

soo... yeaaa i know i havent been able to tell you much.. hey if anyone can tell me how the newO works that would be great i am still kinda in the darkeness about that...

tonight i am going to a Freshman meeting at Queens i am kinda looking foward to it... and kinda not.. i mean this is the skewl that i am gunna be at for the next "x" amount of years.. i may change, they dunoffer Jap. or Chin. as a language, which doesnt make sense to me. and to top it off i am language exempt.. which is suttin i dun want. i mean who here wants to be language exempt???
well yea wish me luck tonight
Heres the stupiest way to die
"Rock and Roll will never die."

(17 November 2006, Singapore) Picture a college dorm room. Dirty laundry, sexy posters, food wrappers, textbooks, and in the middle of it all, a 16-year-old male rocking out to loud music. A typical student, a typical day.

But this particular student, bouncing on his bed as he rocked out on his air guitar, was about to "take things too far," according to the coroner's report. Li Xiao Meng, a student at Singapore's Hua Business School, bounced up and down on his bed with such enthusiasm that he rocked himself right out of the third-floor window.

Normally the windows are locked, but students reportedly force the locks so they can sneak a cigarette. Perhaps alluding to Ted Nugent's rock song, the court ruled it a case of "Death By Misadventure."

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Do grls need guys?
so remember when my friend was lke pmsin llast week?
well it was becasue she broke up with her bf and nnow i feel bad for her... its ok..thou.. she has me.. but she saays that she like needs a guy.. and that mades me think.. all my friends need a guy in their life.. i mean us women dun need guys do we??
were strong enough ne?
well other than that my parents came back from florida, they were in hollywood and yea they said they had a good time.. now i dun have to cook (me and my bro were alone durin the weekend)
other than that nuttins new
stupiest way to die
(28 November 2006, Hall in Tirol, Austria) A man reported missing was found the following morning in a trash compactor, the victim of a self-induced industrial accident. At first, the circumstances surrounding the 48-year-old man's death were hazy. But once the videotape from a monitoring camera was reviewed, all became clear.

The man, who worked for a parcel delivery service, had loaded the hydraulic press with empty boxes and started it up. At that point, the long-time employee walked to the edge of the charging (filling) hole, and used his foot to press the boxes further into the hydraulic trash compactor.

His foot was was seized by the press, and he was drawn into the chamber and crushed. He was not discovered until his colleagues needed to use the press again the next day.

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Monday, March 31, 2008

   rly boring post
yeaa... im going to queens for those who dun know..
i spent my weekend eating and sleepin and doin other random stuff.. pretty borin i know but i played super smash bros. brawl with my bro and never won.. sad i know... also i played guitar hero.. sucked at that also.. its hard... and yeaa that was my weekend.. o and i watched bleach, the blair witch proj.. that sraced the shit outta me.. and i finished the book "the queens fool" the next book to "the other boleyn grl" rly good book..
heres the syupiest way to die..
(17 April 2005, Syracuse, Indiana) Late one night, 26-year-old Joseph was blazing down the road in the Chain O'Lakes district on his Yamaha moped. When he saw flashing lights in his rear-view mirror, well... with the wind whistling through his ears, he apparently concluded that his moped could outrun a police cruiser. This hard-boiled Heck's Angels wannabe revved his engine and roared off.

The speedometer needle flashed past 10--20--30mph, and within a minute, it was in the red zone at a blinding 40 mph. But no matter how fast Joseph went, he was unable to shake the pursuing police officer from his tail! If only he had a spare JATO!

The two-stroke engine was buzzing like a hummingbird from the strain of the chase. Perhaps he was thinking, "You'll never take me alive, copper!" as he sped through the intersection. Whatever his last thoughts were, Joseph lost control of his would-be road rocket, crashed into a tree, and died instantly.

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