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Sunday, February 12, 2006


New rules for the season
New rule, "Valentine's day sex" is an urban legend. Every Valentin's Day ad is the same pitch: Buy her the roses and candy, and you'll get the "Valentine's Day sex." Unfortunately, lust, over time, is just like the roses and the candy-- wilting and growing stale. The last time a guy actuall got sex for chocolate was when we liberated France.

Now a return to norm

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New rule, Donald Trump must go even further with his hair and comb it completely over his face.

New rule, I don't care how big or flat it is, it's still just a TV. Congratulastions-- you just paid $10,000 to watch "Hogan's Heros."

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