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Monday, January 30, 2006


Now for New Rules everybody
New rule, don't try to talk to me about any drean you've had that I wasn't in. There's a very limited audience of people interested in you dreams. That's why there only showing in your head.

New rule, you can throw somebody our of the library for how they sound but not for how they smell. A new law in San Luis Obispo says librarians can evict homeless people for their smell. Hey lonely librarians---don't think of them as homeless; think of them as single. I know most librarians won't see much of a future with some babbling drunk with a drug habit and a messiah complex, but hey, it worked for Laura Bush.

New rule, no paying kids to tattle. A high school in Georgia says it will pay kids up to $100 to rat out friends who steal, cheat, or drink. Just like the bible says. Be cause it's never too early to look into your own heart and ask yourself: What would Judas do?

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