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Sunday, January 29, 2006
It is time for New Rules
New rule, "Valentine's day sex" is and urban legend. Every Valentine's day ad is the same pitch: Buy her the roses and candy, and you'll get the "Valentine's Day Sex". Unfortunatly, lust, over time, is just like the roses and the candy--- wilting and growing stale. The last time a guy actually got sex for chocolate was when we liberated France.
New rule, Go back to calling actresses actresses, not actors. Every word we say doesn't have to be gender neutral. and by the way, it's not a hate crime to say that Madonna is a bad actress, not a bad actor.
New rule, Don't try to talk to me about Desperate Housewives. If I had the slighest interest in other peoples sex lives, I'd be a Republican.
New rule, Enough with the "For Dummies: series. The last straw was this week when I saw NASCAR for dummies. Let me save you the $12.99. It's rednecks drinking beer and watching other rednecks turn left.
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