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myOtaku.com: Gene Outlaw


Thursday, January 26, 2006

It is now time for New Rules
New rule, your daughter's a whore. According to the FBI, there's a new development in the prostitution game: Suburban teenage girls are now selling their white asses at the mall to make money to spend at the mall! Wow, I can't even find an escalator that goes down.
Oh sure, I know what you're saying: upper-middle -class caucasian teen whoring? That's something that happens to other peoples kids. But our little Ashely trading her coochie for Gucci? No way! Maybe you're right. But if your daugther comes home with scraped knees, it might not be from jump roping.

New rule, stop telling me to not talk to you until you've had your coffee, you pathetic junkie. In fact, I'll make a deal with you: I won't talk to you before you've had your coffee if you won't talk to me after you've your coffee.
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