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Sunday, January 15, 2006
I have returned from the dead
Sorry for my prolonged absense but I've kind of been on a short leash lately. It's been a while so I would like to start back with some new rules.
New rule, Lap dancing is a First Amendement right. The LA city council has banned lap dancing. What's next--- burning books? Lap dancers, or "imagineers", as I like to call them, are artists, drawing you into there fantasy world much like a skilled novelist does--that is, if the novelist had a perfectly waxed bikini lines. But more important, lap dancers are expressing an idea---an idea called hope: the hope that someday, a skinny young woman with artificial breasts and a navel piercing will want to have sex with you. And without that hope, millions of American men might just as well throw themselves into the sea.
New rule, I don't need an annoying little sticker on each individual piece of fruit. Let me get this straight: Our borders aren't secure, but we're still going through the plums by hand? The stickers are the opposite of appetizing--- Especially the ones on kiwis that say, "Don't these things kind of look like your balls?"
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