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Monday, December 5, 2005


New rules #22
New rule, Let the Mafia protect New Jersey. Terror experts say that the deadliest, most vunerable 2 miles in america is the unguarded chemical corridor in New Jersey that gave the state its reputation for smelling like a sweat sock. Arizona has the Minute Men; let New Jersey have the Mafia. they all live there anyway.

New rule, Beheading hostages has jumped the shark. Come on, guys, you've seen one blurry home video of a guy in an orange jumpsuit begging for his life, you've seen them all. you've got to come up with a new twist, like one of the hostages is gay but the others don't know it, or the hostages compete for immuntiy... something. By the same token, Donald Trump has to start firing people by sawing off their heads.

new rule, No, we don't need a Hummer cologne. Yes, hummer is now also a men's fragrance. They say the scent is a masculine combination of leather, sandalwood, and a bald man's tiny cock. it's also great cologne for gay guys: you put it on and, before you know it, you're rolling over.

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