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myOtaku.com: Gene Outlaw


Tuesday, November 29, 2005

New rules #20
New rule, Computers aren't for voting; they're for picking uo underage girls. Voting by computer sounds really futuristic---if this were 1969. But now that we all have computers, we know that they are, in fact, huge fuck-up machines. they're like having a compact, silicon version of Gary Busey on your desk-- you never know what's going to happen. I'll tell you what'll happen: Some 13-year-old hacker in Finland is going to hand the presidency to Kylie Minogue. You thought the 2004 election was bad-- wait until the next one is decided by a customer service rep in New Delhi.

New rule, cuddling is for girls. The latest rage in New York is "cuddle parties" where grown men and women put on pajamas and just.... cuddle. Pardon me while i throw up. Particpants say it's not about sex; it'a about intamacy. No, it's about sex. you're just so neurotic and emasculated that you've decided to skip screwing entirly and go right to the boring part afterward. the only time a man should say "I need a hug" is if he's choking.
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