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Sunday, November 27, 2005


New Rule #19
New rule, god hates cruise ships. After years of punishing them with simplw fires and plagues, he finally hit one with a tidal wave---a personal tsunami. Folks, climb off. They're filth. you could get the clap from the postcards. If cruise ships weren't damned by god and all that's holy, why would Disney own one?

New Rule, Stip saying tax-and-spend liberal. That's what the government does: It taxes and spends. As opposed to the system under Bush/Cheney: Dine-and-dash.

New rule, If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're gay. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men.

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