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Monday, November 21, 2005


New rules # 16
New rule, the people in America who were most in favor of the Iraq war must now go there and fight it. The army missed it's recruiting goal by 42 percent just a month ago---more people joined the Micheal Jackson fan club. We've done picked all teh low-lying Lynndie Endland fruit, and now we need warm bodies. A baptist minister in Norht Carolina told nine members of his congregation that unless they renounce their 2004 vote for John Kerry, they would have to leave his church. Well---If we're that certain these days that George Bush is always that right about everything, then going to Iraq to fulfill the glorious leader's vision would seem to be the least one could do. Hey, if it makes it any easier, just think of it as a reality show. Fear Factor shiting your pants edition. Survivor: Sunni Triangle. Or maybe a video game, Grand theft Allah. I know, you're thinking "But Gene, I already do my part with the 'support our troops' magnet I have on my Shevy Tahoe--- how much more can one man give?" Here's an intriguing economic indicator: It's been two years since the Bush twins graduated, and so far still have yet ot find work. Why don't they sign up for Iraq duty? Do they hate America or just freedom in general? That goes for everyone who helped sell this war--- you gotta go to. Brooks and Dunn? Drop your cocks and grab your socks. Ann Coulter: Darling trust me, you will love teh army. You think you make up stuff? Curt Shilling? Bye-Bye. You ended the curse on Boston? Good. Let's try your luck on Fallujah. Oh, and that republican Baldwin brother so Ted Nugent has some one to frag. IN summation, you can't advocate for something you wouldn't do yourself. That makes sense right, or at least as much sense as the last Bush Tax cut.
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