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Tuesday, November 15, 2005


New rules #15
New rule, you might think this one is self-evident, but: Don't watch TV when you drive. A man is on trial for a fatal car crash that happend while he was driving and watching the movie 'Road Trip'. A movinf automobile isn't a theater. It's a place for eating, drinking, talking on the phone, doing your hair, checking your makeup, and getting blown.

New rule, update the Hajj. Every year, the words "Islamic" and "stampede" seem to appear in the same sentence when millions of Muslims descend upon Mecca to observe what's called the Hajj. I don't understand Arabs: You've got most of the oil in the world, and your religion involves walking? Next year, I want to see a looser Hajj with a cooler name, like Allahpalooza.

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