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Friday, November 4, 2005


New rules #8
New rule, You can't fine rednecks for being rednecks. Dale Earnhart Jr. was fined by Nascar for publicly saying the words 'it don't mean shit'. You can't fine a redneck for that because to them that's not just a saying it's the entire redneck philosophy. Lost your job, it don't mean shit. wife ran off with the ups guy, it don't mean shit. There rednecks, that's how there suppose to act. I mean if rednecks had to pretend they cared about stuff they'd be yuppie.

New rule, if every one was wrong about iraq then someone has to say my bad. Is it just me or are the only two words no president can say are 'sorry' and 'nuclear'. Just a thought for the failing Bush administration.

New rule, if you have to tell me what fraction of you is indian you are not a native american. We have a name for people who claim to be one fourth native american..... Puerto Rican.

New rule, I don't want to hear about any dream that I wasn't in. More and more it seems women want to talk to there boyfriends and husbands about there dreams. You know theres a limited audience interested in your dreams that's why there only showing in your head.

New rule, valentines day sex is an urban legend. Every commercial for valentine days flowers and chocolate always end up at the same point, by her the chocolates and you'll get the 'valentines day sex'. The last time any guy laid for choclate was when we liberated France from the Nazis.

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