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Wednesday, November 2, 2005


New rule #6
New rule, If your father is a dangerous zealot who describes homosexuals as "sinners" who practice "Self hedonism", you have a moral duty to becomea lesbian. Congratulations to Alan Keyes's daughter Maya, who did just that. Now, if you can get your self impregnated by David Crosby and then immediately get an abortion, I think we drive daddy right over the edge.

New rule, let's at least make every second movie made in america not based off of a comic book. How many of you knew that the movie 'sideways'was based off of a comic called the tedious adventures of drunk man and horny? If we keep making superhero movies, the rest of the world is going to start seeing America as some kind of infantile fantacy world where reality is whatever we say it is and all our problems can be splved with violence.

New rule, the big oil companies must stop running ads telling us how much they're doing for the enviorment. We get it, you rape the earth, but cuddle afterward. It's insulting--like a serial killer dumping a body by the road side and then adopting the highway. If you folks at Shell really are really serious about cleaning up something, start with your bathrooms.

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