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Sunday, October 16, 2005
A day at the beach
Now for those of yuo who don't pay attention, I live in florida and I spend a lot of time at clearwater beach. Now there are two sections of any area like this, theres the two blocks that are all prepy, you know where all the stores and boardwalk and that crap are and then the next eight blocks are like crack head hell so you know I hanging around the first two blocks right. So I'm minding my business when this kid, probably only a year younger then myself, and he comes up to me and he says "hey can I get a couple bucks from you man" Now the kids obviously young at heart and I can appreciatate that. He seemed like a good kid so I decided to take the time out of my busy day to LECTURE this mother fucker. Paint the picture, he is sitting on the curb I am standing so I hover over him sermonizing from the mount, index finger acussing, and I say "Son, are you in any way handicapped, not missing any digits, you got all twenty of them right" and he looks at me with these wide eyes "No I... I'm not physically disabbled" "So your not physically diabled. Well how about this, are you in anyway mentally short. Were you hit to many times on the head with a frying pan as a child. Can you not put a sentence together." He stumbles for a minute "No, in fact some people tell me I'm quite elequant when I speak." "Okay, obviously more so then our president. So tell me this son, why don't you go get A JOB!!!" You see this is my problem because I've been working since I was nine. Every morning I would wake in the morning, middle finger erect, angry, horny and judgemental. I would get up and have, for breakfast, three yards of dental floss, a 7 UP and snikers bar and I'd go out and move crap and carry crap and park crak and chop crap for an appaulingly low amount of money. So youknow what I do, I reach into my pocket and I pull out a roll of twentys and I say "Is this what you want?" He stumbles again "Well I ... I don't really need that mu... " "Answer the damn question, and be honest at least be that, do you want this money in my hand?" He stumbles his words yet again "Yes I .... I would" and I look at him and I say "You know what son, I'm going to give you this wad of money" as I say this I put it backin my pocket "When you can get up and take it out of my pocket." He stares at me for a moment "I..I ...I don't know..." " are you deaf or stupid I said mug me mother fucker, at least then I'd respect you. That a grown teenage kid can't make his own money is digusting you little shit, now it if you want it take it from me." The kid proceeds to get up and pulls out his CELL PHONE and calls his buddy ten feet away at the next corner and says "Listen this guy coming, it's not worth it just let him go". I swear to god that's a true story.
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