Thursday, April 13, 2006

Computer
My damn (step)brother Andy smash my computer cause me and him was fighting and shit but i get to have his laptop.*evil grin*
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Monday, April 3, 2006

Party Blast
I just came back from my vacation my uncle gave me for my birthday gift.He gave me a free trip to miami, FL with my girlfriend.I also dyed my hair green.its awesome.my girlfriend(or may I say wife)Amber and I went to the hotel room alone when my uncle and his girlfriend went to a party in the beach.Me and amber had alot of fun.lol.::wink wink::well bye everyone.Im getting married this summer(with my girl Amber)and I'm trying to plan everything.my mom and my uncle is helping the plan.lol
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Monday, March 27, 2006

Yes...Yes...Yes.....YES!!
Who Watched Date Movie?
Well here's one of my favorites clips
and I found it!


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Thursday, March 23, 2006

What's it like?????
Sex is like:

-Reaching in your pocket for change/money
-Sticking your hand down the drain
-driving a car into a dark tunnel
-sharpening a pencil
-taking out the lend in your machanical pencil
-Watching a lava lamp
-mix a bun and a weener to make a hotdog

BlowJob is like:

-Eatting Ramen
-Like an icecream
-sucking on a popsickles
-Eatting a corndog
-bitting a hotdog
-drink water like a dog

anymore...???

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Sex Game
Name any body part you like.
Then say it backwords while chugging your favorite drink.[I don't care what it is, hot or cold...CHUG IT]
Weird isn't it...???
Now spin around IN your computer chair.
And sing your favorite rap song and rub your nibbles.
After that,

Girls, Go to the bathroom and your remove showeer spray...out it down your pussy.

ARE YOU FEELING HORNY?!?!?!?!?!

I KNOW YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!

and For Boys, go outside and piss at your neighboors bush.

Feeling Horny after all that sh--???

I KNOW YOU DO!!!

Cause I did it once, and if its not working then it must be because I was outside and I SAW A HOT CHICK with her nibbles poppping out.

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Sunday, March 5, 2006

I'm Stupid







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