Saturday, January 28, 2006

Bizarre Love Triangle, Chapter 4!!!
Here's Chapter 4; I'm currently leaning more to a Hinata x Kiba relationship... after all, it's often less done in fan fictions. 'Sides... Naruto's a dope. >w<

Chapter 4

“Moroi… you know that you cannot be seen doing your job.” Rei said, looking over at his sad looking student, “if they’d been hunter nins… not only would you be dead, but the rest of us would be too.” Moroi nodded, looking down at the ground. She’d only realized her mistake after their opponents had mentioned spotting her. Fortunately, they hadn’t pointed out that she was a girl. Without her boobs… her guise as a male worked better.

“I am sorry, Rei-sensei… it will not happen again.” Moroi said, bowing slightly to her sensei. The young man couldn’t help but grin; having such a loyal student was very fortunate on his account. Not only that, but finding the other two shinobi was helpful as well. Their skills would need to be tested, but they’d probably end up joining anyway.

“Good.” Rei said simply, “now… as your punishment… you will have to carry me all the way to Konohagakure.” Then, he jumped onto Moroi’s back, who simply nodded and began to run. The other shinobi had seen Moroi running by… but only barely. She moved so fast, it seemed as if she was a mere blur in the background. Rei was at least double her weight, but that didn’t seem to matter at all.

“C’mon you guys… Moroi’s been forced to carry Rei-sensei again.” Tataku muttered, running off after his teammate and teacher. Takatobi followed shortly afterward, protesting the fact that Moroi was carrying their teacher. Yuki, Guujin and Haruka followed shortly after; they’d been filled in on the mission at the time of Moroi’s punishment.

Running through the forest wasn’t very difficult; after all, the trees were easy to navigate around… well, at least for Moroi. She’d accidentally led most of her comrades into trees already. After yelling her apologies, she continued on the way to Konoha, glad that she was being useful.

***

“I can’t believe we don’t even get to go searching for the Kage no Jinchu!” Naruto shouted as he, Hinata and Kiba patrolled Konohagakure’s border. Kiba rolled his eyes; Naruto had been ranting like this for the last three hours. It surprised him that the blond ninja hadn’t passed out yet. Hinata merely prodded her index fingers together and looked around, using the Byakugan to scout.

“There’s no one I haven’t seen before around…” Hinata murmured, the two male shinobi not hearing her since they were now fighting in the grass, “maybe Naruto is right… they probably won’t reach Konoha for a long time anyway.” Her comment had broken up the fighting; Kiba was staring at her incredulously, while Naruto had a “HA HA, She agrees with me! DUMBASS!” look on his face.

“B-but Hinata-chan!” Kiba stuttered, surprise now clear in his eyes, “Tsunade-sama ordered we do this! We can’t just go inside and--”

“Can’t stop me!” Naruto shouted, running through the gate’s door and into Konoha. After Hinata helped Kiba up, she followed the blonde ninja into the city. After a stifled sigh, Kiba and Akamaru ran after Hinata, grumbling about how Naruto was a bad influence.

***

“How can you stand to eat ramen all the time?” Kiba asked, Akamaru chewing on a chicken leg Kiba had given him, “Don’t you ever get sick of it?” Naruto only shook his head, and downed his third bowl of ramen. The sight almost made Kiba barf; how could he stand to eat it nonstop? Hinata was trying out her own bowl of ramen; she didn’t like the noodles very much, but she’d live. After all, maybe Naruto would notice her if she partook in the food he liked?

Read and review, faithful fans! lmao, as if I have fans.
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Tuesday, January 24, 2006

   I SAW IT!!
It took me about 5 months... but I finally saw it! Max's Embarrassing Date!! YAYZ!! It was so funny. Max looked cute when he was a baby!! lol. He was in a diaper riding a bike!! It was awesome. Lumiere is a candle... but he's got like a bajillion kids. O_o;;

Anyway... I hope I see that one again! I'm still into rabid fandom over Maxie! YAYZ!!
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Friday, January 20, 2006

AEGFF, Part 2, Chapter 21!!!!
Well, here's Chapter 21! I added something else to provide interest instead of just the crappy date thing. ENJOI!

Part 2

Chapter 21

The semester’s finals were coming up in a few weeks, and Tera couldn’t really believe how fast they were approaching. It was difficult to study with Chad constantly hovering over her, reminding her of their date in February. She’d managed to lose him and get to the library, where she could finally study. Her tests were going to be hard. Then, she heard a familiar voice calling her over.

“Max! Where’ve you been? I haven’t seen you since New Year’s!” Tera smiled, sitting down next to Max. Bobby and P.J. were sitting at the same table, studying for their own classes. However, they’d stopped briefly to speak with their friends. Apparently, the judges were studying the finals, because the Gammas were infamous for foul play. However, they hadn’t turned up anything quite yet.

“I hope they find out soon; I really wanna see if we would have won!” Tera smiled, mentally adding that she wouldn’t have to go on the date with Chad if they did. They all returned to their studies, occasionally stopping to talk for a while. When they did, it was usually about the X Games. However, sometimes it would turn to different subjects. After several conversation twists, they had ended up talking about ice cream.

“How do you go from the X Games to ice cream? Not that I’m complaining… ice cream’s good.” P.J. smiled, drooling slightly on the books. Ms. Marpole came by and shushed them, telling them to be quieter. Tera turned to see everyone was staring at them. Suppressing a giggle, she nodded at Ms. Marpole, who smiled and left. She dropped a paper, but didn’t seem to notice. Tera spoke up about it, but she didn’t seem to hear her. Quickly, she stood up and grabbed the paper, looking at it. It was a form for a play.

“Hey, check it out!” Tera smiled, showing the flyer to her friends, “it’s a flyer for a play! It’s called “All Boy’s School.” It says it’s about a girl who disguises herself as a boy to find out if the new teacher is actually her long lost father! Doesn’t that sound neat?” The others shook their heads, stating that it sounded lame. She frowned and told them that she was going to try out for it. Then, she stormed off, forgetting her books.

“What a goof.” Max grinned, “she forgot her books. I guess I’ll have to return ‘em to her.” He smiled and picked her books, as well as his own, and left the library. P.J. had already figured out that Max wasn’t just doing this to be nice. Bobby still hadn’t quite grasped it yet, but he probably would eventually. But… it was Bobby; he couldn’t use his brain to help him out of a paper bag.

***
Max arrived at Tera’s dorm later that night, only to hear her saying some pretty strange things aloud. Mostly consisting of things like “I’m a boy! REALLY!!” and “My chest is sensitive, you dolt!” He’d almost considered leaving, but something inside compelled him to open the door. Once inside, he found Tera standing in front of Joyce in a boy’s school uniform. She looked over at Max and grinned, dropping a script on her plushie covered bed.

“Hey Max!” Tera smiled, waving at him and gesturing for him to come in, “I got the lead role in that play! I play a girl named Lily, but she decided to call herself Phil at the boy’s school. Isn’t that awesome?” She smiled at Max, who nodded. Then, she got a worried look on her face. He asked her what was wrong, and she began to do her explanation of how no one would come to the play.

“My mom’s gonna be busy, and Sora and Hana will be working in their barber shop!” Tera bit her forefinger nervously. Max looked at her, realized how upset she was. She would probably be the only one there who didn’t have anyone to watch. So, Max walked up to her, placing a hand on her shoulder.

“Tell ya what… I’ll go to the play to see you!” Max smiled. Before he knew it, Tera had hugged him tightly, burying her face in his chest. She was saying “thank you” continuously; only Joyce had noticed his blush. She didn’t point it out, and watched as Max stumbled out of the room, completely forgetting to return Tera’s books. Besides, she was too busy memorizing and practicing her lines to notice he’d even brought them.

Well, hope you enjoyed! Don't forget to review both stories!
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Bizarre Love Triangle, Chapter 3!!!
Bleh, I didn't know what to make Naruto, Kiba and Hinata do... so I didn't put them in this time... SORRY!!

Chapter 3

Moroi, Tataku, Takatobi, Yuki and Rei-sensei were already halfway through Cloud country, quickly approaching Konohagakure. They’d been making a lot of progress since they’d left the village hidden in the clouds. However, they were a little alarmed to feel the approach of chakra. It was fast. Rei looked behind them, only to see a strange looking creature behind him. He threw a kunai at the thing, and it moved out of the way, but in a manor so choppy that it couldn’t have been a human. Then, it was right next to them, and he recognized it immediately.

“A puppet?” Rei-sensei said in surprise. Then, he heard the sounds of fighting behind him. There was another puppet there, but Moroi had apprehended it. Tracing the chakra strings, he found the puppet master. He was a strange looking boy; his hair looked as if it had been blown dry by a leaf blower. He was wearing odd looking red face paint around his eyes that went across his nose and down to encircle his thin-lipped mouth.

“You guys killed Raikage, right?” The puppet user said, looking over at Moroi, “we saw that kid kill him.” Rei looked at Moroi again, who was too busy fending off the puppet to notice her sensei looking at her. He fired a kunai at the puppet master, who moved one of his puppets up to take the strike. It hadn’t been harmed; somehow, the kunai had been deflected. A girl with long, sandy blonde hair had appeared from nowhere, brushing her short cut bangs from her eyes.

“We can’t let you guys leave, then.” The girl said nonchalantly, as if the entire idea of fighting them bored her, “you’re a threat to society.” Rei-sensei attacked the girl, only to find his path blocked by the puppet again. It was easily brushed aside, only to find that the girl was gone. She was making hand seals, but was interrupted by Tataku punching her in the gut. Even though he was slow, it seemed as if she’d missed him entirely.

“Humph. These guys will be no trouble.” Yuki said, biting her thumb and rolling up her sleeve to reveal a strange tattoo, “Kyuchiyose no Jutsu: Hitokage Tsurugi!” Then, she rubbed her bloodied digit up the tattoo and slammed her palm into the ground. No sooner had she said it, a large, snow white salamander had burst forth from the ground. The two opposing shinobi were surprised, only to find themselves at a loss of words when the great beast spoke.

“Two cloud shinobi? Bah, these guys are weak. You could’ve offered a better snack,” The salamander, who had been introduced as ‘Tsurugi’ mumbled in his rumbling voice, “but a meal’s a meal. Should I eat those wooden things first?” The puppet master frowned, and moved the puppets in for an attack. The salamander blinked, then opened its mouth. Suddenly, he roared loudly, a gust of fierce wind and snow bursting forth. The puppets were torn apart, and fell scattered on the ground. Both shinobi had been knocked from the tree, and were now sitting stock still in the recently created snow.

“I’ll spare your lives if you help us kill the other kage,” Rei-sensei smiled malevolently, “you two are missing nins anyway; I saw you in the Raikage’s bingo book.” The two shinobi looked at each other, before reluctantly agreeing. They’d introduced themselves as Guujin and Haruka, two ex-cloud shinobi. Rei had smiled, but it had changed to a frown when he looked at Moroi. If they’d have been hunter nins from cloud… they’d be in big trouble. He’d have to discipline his student later.

Sorry it's so crappy... I promise it'll be better next week!
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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

   OMG!! Massive name change in Bizarre Love Triangle!!
Okay, due to some of their names not applying to their character... I'm changing some names!! lol, however, there are characters who are retaining their names... specifically Yuki and Tataku.

Tsukineko Moro will be changd to Tsukineko Moroi. Moroi means brittle/fragile/tender-hearted, meaning Moro's reluctance to kill unless ordered by Takun. Tsukineko means moon cat, since she's most actiuve at night, and her kekkei genkai makes her cat-like. Called Moroi-kun, because her friends are dumb. X3

Takun-sensei is now going to be Rei-sensei... short for Reikoku, the word for cruelty/coldheartedness/relentlessness/ruthlessness. Which referrences his cruelty and coldness.... specifically to our dear Moroi-"kun". Referred to by all his peers as Rei-sensei.

Tsuyoi Tataku will remain the same. Tsuyoi means strong and Tataku is here used as the word for a beating. Which referrences his excellent taijutsu skills. Called Taku-kun for short.

Karasu Chiuu is changing to Karasu Takatobi. Karasu means crow, which is basically a direct referrence to how she's always hounding Moro and making her crush on "him" obvious. Takatobi means flight/escape, a referrence to her escape skills, as well as her tendency to "fly" from fights. She's a wimp. Called Tobi-chan for shot.

Mononoke Yuki will remain the same. Mononoke is the word for a vengeful ghost, spectre or spirit; a direct referrence to why she hates Sandaime. Yuki means snow... which is white... like her hair. And it's also her favorite weather condition. Often called Yuki-san, because no one is quite so close to her.

There are also two new characters who'll be joining Rei-sensei's ranks. They are:

Bunraku Guujin: A puppet-master ninja, whose special skill is Seishuu Ningyougeki, or "Last Puppet show" during which his two nameless puppets kill their victim, who Guujin has ensnared with chakra strings. Guujin means puppet and Bunraku is a popular japanese form of puppetry. Is often called Jin-kun.

Kuusou Haruka: A quiet, daydreaming girl who's often lost in her own mind. Her special skill is the "Ninpou; Seishuu kuusou", or Ninja Art: Last Fantasy. It's a move where she traps them in a moment of extreme happiness, then kills them in their bliss. She's Guujin's best friend. Haruka means far away, or distant, referring to her daydreamy-ness. Kuusou means fantasy, but it can also mean daydream... which she does often. Often called Haru-chan.

The nicknames will help make it easier for me to remember. ^_^

NOTE- I just edited the names in the chapters. ^___^ Took me a while too. ENJOI!!
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Saturday, January 14, 2006

AEGFF, Chapter 20!!!
Well, I'm sorry this is so short, but I couldn't think of a way to lengthen it. The next chapters will be longer and alot better. I swear.

Chapter 20

The rush of air passing Tera’s head was intense. She squinted a little, but noticed how dirty Chad was playing. He knocked other players out of his way. Tera frowned and lay as flat as she possibly could, catching up with him quickly. He made a fake salute, but Tera winked and flew past him, waving as she went. The young man didn’t seem to be enjoying that fact at all.

***

“GO TERA!!” Everyone cheered simultaneously from Anna’s couch and floor. Anna was avidly into the game, glad to see her daughter, even injured, was still holding her own. Ms. Marpole applauded and cheered hard as well; she’d been Tera’s first friend at the college, although she made a bunch a few days after her arrival. Everyone except for those who didn’t know her had a strong bond with her. The commentary was incredibly descriptive; everything they did seemed to be told by the anchorman.

“Look at her go!” The anchorman crooned, “even injured Miss Aoki is still making her way quickly. She’s making all her able-bodied opponents look like they’re sitting still! Oh, but wait, it looks like Chad of the Gammas is catching up! He’s side by side with Miss Aoki, and… OH MY! It seems he’s body-checked Tera’s luge board and hit her leg in the process! She’s slowing down a little, folks…”

The commentary had been cut off in the living room briefly by Anna. She’d shouted something so foul and derogatory, I cannot put it into text. This time, she didn’t bother to apologize, but booed at Chad every time the scumbag came on screen. Goofy and Ms. Marpole took up the booing as well, shortly followed by Pistol, then Peg, and lastly, Pete.

***

At the exact same moment Anna had sworn, Max had yelled something equally vile at the Gamma front man. This earned him a stare from Bobby and P.J., but he chose to ignore it. The commentary was being cut off by the boos and cheers, so he couldn’t tell what was going on. However, he saw a streak of blue and yellow; his team’s colors. They’d streaked past the black and red of the Gammas, and had cut through the ribbon. Tera had won! Max ran up and hugged her, glad to see she was safe. Then, she insisted he lead her to her crutches, but not before waving at the camera.

“Shout out to my family and anyone else who’s watching!” Tera shouted, when one had come up to interview her, “you guys rock hardcore! WOO!!” Then, she began the rest of the interview, glad to be done with the luge run. Her leg was sore beyond belief, but she was glad she’d done it. Once she’d retrieved her crutches, she prepared herself to watch the others do their events.

***

The plane ride home had been uneventful; they were all too surprised to say much. They’d come in second place; it was a marvel that they’d lost when they were doing so well. Tera, however, took this the hardest. She hadn’t gotten to take her friends to a Canadian drinking party, where they were all legal, she hadn’t gotten to say goodbye to Frankie and Julia… and since their team had lost… she ended up having to go on a date with Chad. It was scheduled for early January, so they’d be fine. At least they’d be home for Christmas.

Once they’d gone back to Tera’s house, they found a strange sight, one that lifted all their spirits. Anna, Sora, Hana, Pistol, Peg, Pete, Goofy and Ms. Marpole were holding up a large banner, which read, “WELCOME BACK, HOMETOWN HEROES!” P.J. smiled and hugged his sister and mother; he hadn’t seen them in a long time. Max hugged his parents, and Tera was surrounded by her own family. None of them had contact with Bobby’s parents, but they’d shown up out of no where and hugged their own son.

“I’d have liked to see you win, but 2nd isn’t all bad.” Anna smiled, glad they’d got to the finals, “c’mon you guys, I made a Christmas dinner. I think we’ll let Max carve the turkey this time.” She smiled and opened her front door, allowing everyone inside. Anna always planned ahead; she’d made enough food for a small army. Essentially, and in her defense, they practically had a small army in the kitchen now.

End of Part 1

This wasn't as long as I'd intended, and yeah, I didn't put in alot. I didn't have much motivation for this chapter though. The next ones will be better. And even some FLUFFY ROMANCE tossed in! Woo woo. Read and review, please.
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Bizarre Love Triangle, Chapter 2!!
Well, here's the second chapter. YAY, someone gets to die already! Poor Raikage of Cloud had no chance...

WARNING!! This may get a bit graphic; I type these up on spur of the moment. There may be some dirty imagery, so the extremely visual, be wary.

Chapter 2

Moroi was picked up by the Raikage’s escorts, smiling weakly as she hid under her umbrella. Rei-sensei and the others had disguised themselves as cloud shinobi, although Yuki and Takatobi had disguised themselves as geisha as well. As part of their plan, they’d auctioned off Moroi’s virginity, and it had been bought by their desired target; the Raikage himself. Moroi was nervous; she wished she hadn’t been chosen for this mission. Alas, Takatobi was too weak as a ninja to kill a kage, and they couldn’t auction Yuki off… she freaked out enough people as it was.

“Well, here she is, Raikage-sama.” Yuki said from behind her fan, her purple right eye and yellow left eye boring into the Raikage’s brown ones. He shivered slightly, but nodded, walking over and taking Moroi’s hand. Rei-sensei had done his research well; the man was a huge pedophile. Moroi looked away, blushing lightly, although her make-up hid it.

“Come along then, O-Moroi-chan.” Raikage grinned, leading her away with him. The others followed, the other members of her “troop”. They’d requested they be brought into the Raikage’s building as well; the Raikage was unable to refuse. He’d seen Moroi’s beauty, and demanded her virginity right away. Tataku smirked behind his recently donned black scarf. The Raikage had no idea this would be his last night.

***

In a matter of moments, Moroi had been drawn towards the Raikage’s room. With one fleeting glance at her sensei, she saw his reassuring smile. In turn, she smiled back, ready to play her part. The Raikage took her to his bed right away, but she insisted on a quick bit of tea and a dance. Since he was only supposed to take her virginity, basking in her beautiful aura for a bit longer wouldn’t be too bad.

“Go ahead.” Raikage smiled, waving his hands for her to begin. Moroi mumbled her “yes sir.” and began the dance. If she hadn’t become a ninja, she could easily have been a geisha. Although she wouldn’t have been able to stand giving her body to anyone… well, maybe one person. Before she knew it, her dance was over, and the Raikage had gotten the tea set from his cupboard; Moroi had noticed every kage had one.

“Go on, pour the tea, O-Moroi-chan.” Raikage grinned, addressing her formally. She nodded and smiled weakly, pouring the tea. The man before her didn’t even notice the trickle of white liquid into his glass. If he did, he hadn’t said anything. However, he drank the tea, smiling all the while. Moroi smiled back, but for an entirely different reason. Once they’d both finished their tea, the Raikage set out to do what he’d paid 7000 yen to do. He dove across the table, kissing Moroi full on. She blushed bright red, and tried to push him off. However, the man out-muscled her, and she soon found herself on his bed.

“You are a very beautiful girl… have you been told that before?” Raikage smiled, the smile growing when she nodded, “well, I’m lucky I’m your first. Not many get to spend the night with a lord their first night.” Then, he took a wet cloth, and washed off her make-up, revealing her face, which was even whiter than her make-up. The man was surprised; her skin was whiter than the moon, and her eyes yellow as the bell around her neck. He fumbled with the bell for a moment, and her blush brightened.

“You look better without that make-up.” Raikage grinned, noticing she didn’t smile. She looked afraid, which was indeed. The man began to slip down her kimono, revealing the sarashi beneath. He’d ensured she was a girl just by seeing that across her chest. He briefly brushed his thumb across her lips, which were warmer than he’d expected from her pale appearance.

“I’ll be gentle.” Raikage smiled. He’d already removed his clothes, and made progress on removing Moroi’s. ‘Just a bit longer…’ She thought, biting her lip and struggling against him softly, ‘it’ll kick in soon.’ However, when she’d been forced to straddle the man’s waist, she wasn’t sure if it would work in time. Then, suddenly, the Raikage spat up blood. Moroi smiled in relief; she’d been able to save herself for later. The man looked into her eyes as she put her hand on his face.

“Farewell, Raikage-sama… I’m glad that I was able to kill you softly, rather than the brutal manor in which we killed Tsuchikage.” Moroi smiled, kissing the man on the lips. Then, when she looked up, his eyes were cold and blank; he was dead. Putting the clothes she’d packed back on, she prepared to leave the room, noticing something interesting on the table. It was a mask, the kind ANBU wore. It was fashioned after a cat, which seemed odd to her. After looking for a moment, she tried it on; it fit perfectly.

“Moroi-kun!” Tataku shouted, banging on the door and startling his comrade, “c’mon out; we need your help!” Moroi smiled beneath the mask, and picked up her kimono and put it in the bag. Then, she carefully removed the Raikage’s hitai-ate, placing it among her other contents. Tataku had claimed Tsuchikage’s band.

“A souvenir… farewell, Raikage-sama.” Moroi said, closing the man’s eyes before shouting back to Tataku, “I’m comin’, I’m comin’!” With a last glance at the Raikage, she replaced her newly acquired mask and rushed out the door, her long, purple hair flowing freely behind her.

***

“NEXT!” The command cut through the air; it had startled Hinata. She and Kiba stood up to enter the office, surprised to see Naruto following them. Kiba was the braver one, so he ended up asking Naruto was following them. When he said he was next, Kiba and Naruto ended up getting into a little fist fight. Hinata would’ve rolled her eyes and stepped in, but since it was Kiba fighting Naruto, and not Shino, she couldn’t step in. She’d frozen up.

“The three of you are next.” Tsunade called, rolling her eyes at the jounin, “as childish as always. C’mon, you three. I don’t have enough time to have you fighting during our meeting.” Kiba dropped Naruto and obediently followed Godaime, or as most called her, Tsunade-sama, the Fifth Hokage. Hinata followed wordlessly, looking at her teammate, then at Naruto. He didn’t bother to check her temperature; he was too focused to notice her blushing now.

“Sit.” Tsunade said, motioning to three chairs, which were quickly filled, “as you know… Sakura is my apprentice, along with Shizune. And since Sasuke ran off with Orochimaru… Naruto has no teammates. Also… Shino’s gone missing… do you realize where I’m going with this.” Naruto and Kiba were both pretty dense, so they had no idea what the Hokage was insinuating. However, Hinata had figured it out, and she felt she might have an aneurism.

“My oh my… I’d thought you’d be a bit smarter, Naruto-kun.” Tsunade said, putting her forehead into her palm, “you’re joining Cell 8 temporarily. Until either Shino or Sasuke comes back.” Kiba and Naruto both shared a look of shock, and Hinata had passed out. With a sigh, Tsunade told the boys to wake Hinata up, because she had a mission for them as well.

“You heard about Tsuchikage’s assassination… right?” Tsunade asked, relieved when the two boys nodded, “well, you see… there’s a group of people going around killing the kage. Apparently… they’re called the Kage no Jinchu… or, “The People’s Judgment of the Shadows.” Your mission is to find them and kill them, before they kill anymore kage. Word is, they’ve already gotten to Cloud and killed Raikage.” The two boys nodded, and were dismissed. They’d already landed a mission of S rank. Naruto was secretly rejoicing; he’d seen what Hinata and Kiba were capable of before.

“Better not slow me down, Naruto.” Kiba grinned, piggybacking Hinata. Naruto grinned right back, doing the cool guy pose again.

“I think you might be the one slowing ME down, Kiba!” Naruto grinned, although he was laughed at again by the people in the office. He sighed and trudged onward, following Kiba out the door.


In case you were wondering, yes, the virginity of a geisha is auctioned off. I'm not lying. Well, I hope you enjoyed it. Oh, btw, a Sarashi is a special bra made of cloth bandages which can be easily tightened; in Moroi's case, EXTREMELY tightened. Oh, and the Hokage in the current episodes is Sandaime. He's already dead by the point of my story. Okayz? Okayz.

Read and review! Oh... and enjoy!
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Sunday, January 8, 2006

Bizarre Love Triangle, Chapter 1!!
Hey there!! AEGFF won't be up this week... sorry about that!! However, I'll still be putting this up! ENJOI!!

Bizarre Love Triangle

Chapter 1

It had been about 18 years since the Kyuubi incident. Konohagakure had blossomed and grew after Tsunade became the Hokage. Orochimaru still hadn't been caught yet, but eventually he and Uchiha Sasuke would be brought home. Naruto had long since finished his training with Jiraiya, but was pretty much alone since Sakura hadn't. Also, Sasuke had run off to train under Orochimaru. Where did that leave Naruto? Apparently, the Hokage wanted to settle that. Naruto and two other shinobi had been called into Tsunade's office.

"I hope that I get assigned to a group with good shinobi…" Naruto thought aloud as he walked to Tsunade's office, "I don't want to be slowed down." Then, he did a macho guy pose, and was laughed at by a few passing girls. Although Naruto had gotten a bit more mature… he was still a loser.

***

Hinata made her way to Tsunade's office, feeling a little unnerved. Since Shino had left, she had been alone with Kiba. Although he was a great person, and he had that cute dog, he wasn't exactly a good listener. She wasn't even sure where Shino had left… he just wasn't around anymore. Now, she and Kiba were being assigned a new teammate. Would their new teammate be like Kiba? Well, if all went well, they'd still get along fine.

"Hinata-chan!!" Kiba shouted, leaping out of the alleyway and knocking the female shinobi over, "are we late for the meeting?" He smiled at her, Akamaru wandering over and licking her face. The original Akamaru, who'd been Kiba's partner since birth, had died three years ago; this new dog had helped heal the wound. Hinata smiled weakly and nodded; they should've been there 15 minutes ago.

"Well then, let's get a move on!" Kiba grinned, grabbing Hinata's wrist and dragging her along behind him. She sighed; Kiba hadn't changed very much at all. He was still a bit of a loudmouth, and wasn't the brightest bulb in the box. However, he had been treating her a bit nicer nowadays, so it wasn't that bad. It seemed she had been the only one who'd made significant growth. She wasn't as shy as she used to be, and had finally become viewed as a "strong" ninja. Unfortunately, there was still someone who made her freeze up. And his name was--

"Naruto!" Kiba shouted, waving at the shinobi. Hinata stood stock-still; she could already feel blood rushing into her face. Naruto said his own greeting, and headed over, adjusting his coat. He'd long since grown out of his old orange one, and had replaced it with a black one. There was still a lot of orange in his clothing, however. Kiba and Naruto had a bit of a conversation, until the blond boy noticed Hinata standing alone.

"Hey Hinata!" Naruto grinned, walking over to the kunoichi, "it's been a while, hey?" Hinata barely nodded, but managed. She adjusted her white coat's collar, stretching as casually as possible. During that stretch, she did a quick sniff check… just in case. Then, she fixed up her navy pants, and smiled back at Naruto. She managed to stammer out her own greeting, that irritating stutter managing to creep its way back into her voice. Then, she felt Naruto's hand on her forehead. There was a curious look on his face, and Hinata could feel her face go beet red.

"Do you get sick a lot, Hinata?" Naruto asked, "you seem to look like this every time I see you." Then, before Hinata could stop herself, she cursed her inability to speak normally with Naruto in a loud scream. Then, she hit him in the head with her own, sending him flying into the alleyway. Kiba stifled a laugh, although his dog wasn't restraining himself. No one but Kiba and his family could understand him anyway, so what did it matter?

"You do that a lot too…" Naruto groaned, rubbing his forehead. Eventually, they all made their way to Tsunade's office on their own, each saying they had an important meeting with the Hokage. No one specified, so they actually had no idea about what the others were going for. However, the events that were to follow that fateful day would shape their lives a lot more than they would expect.

***

"So… you know the plan… right you four?" It was a man's voice that said it. He stepped forth from the shadows, brushing his blue bangs out of his eyes. His piercing red eyes examined all the people in the room; three teenagers, and a young woman. They all nodded, and he grinned. Then, he rolled out a set of blueprints; it was the Raikage's office.

"Moroi…" The man said in a commanding tone, gesturing at one of the teens, "I already told you what you were doing, right?" The student nodded, standing up. Moroi had waist long purple hair, and looked, in all essences, female. However, anyone who asked was told firmly that the shinobi was a boy. He played with the bell on his pink collar, his green sweater's sleeve rolled up to his thumbs. On his left thigh, he had a holster, obviously containing weapons, which was wrapped around his black, baggy pants.

"Rei-sensei…" Moroi addressed the blue-haired man, "please allow me a moment to get ready…" The man nodded, and Moroi left the room. The other two teens, a boy and a girl, where sitting patiently, waiting for their sensei's plan. The boy had spiky black hair, and looked as though he was trying to be cool. His yukata's sleeves had been ripped off, and he was wearing a pair of black shorts. The girl had long, platinum blonde hair, which was tied in a ponytail. Her hazel eyes were covered by a set of oval glasses, and she was wearing a red scarf. It covered most of her shirt, and went down to her own shorts.

"Reikoku…" The white haired woman said, her mismatched eyes falling upon the man, "our numbers are too few. We won't be able to kill Raikage." She adjusted her white scarf, which hung down to the bottom of her long, red trenchcoat. Rei-sensei frowned at her, looking daggers in her direction. Then, he looked over at his two students, who looked at him carefully. They knew not to make him mad. He smiled, and looked over at the strange woman.

"Yuki, either you're in this with me and my students, or not." Reikoku said, cracking his knuckles, "I've already promised to let you get even with Sandaime, so long as you joined us. Besides, it'd be a shame for you to leave. You make a good sparring partner for Takatobi and Tataku here." He grinned when Yuki submitted, sighing and moving her limp, white hair out of her eyes.

"I'm ready Rei-sensei…" Moroi said, cutting the tension. Takatobi looked over, her face falling when she noticed Moroi's clothes. He was dressed as a geisha, but he also had breasts now. 'It must be a genjutsu…' Takatobi thought, 'Moroi isn't a girl.' Tataku didn't look. Seeing Moroi dressed as a girl freaked him out. Moroi sighed, and brushed his long, purple hair out of his yellow eyes. Rei-sensei smiled, and Moroi smiled in turn.

"Your genjutsu is improving all the time, Moroi." Rei-sensei said, not noticing the guilty grin Moroi's smile had changed into, "we leave now. Raikage and his associates won't wait forever." Moroi sighed, looking down at his chest. 'How could a genjutsu look so real?' He thought, prodding his chest, 'I thought they'd have found me out by now.' He'd been pretending since he'd first met them all. In fact, Moroi was, indeed, a girl. Although 'he' wasn't planning on telling.

"Yes, Rei-sensei." Moroi said, smiling an picking up an ornate umbrella, "whatever you say." Then, the false male walked out the door, heading towards the Raikage's office. This would be her finest assassination. Anything to make Rei-sensei proud.

Bleh, I revealed that too early... but Moroi's friends' stupidity is too fun to manipulate! Anyway... comments, please! As for the sudden boobies... let's say Moro wears a special bra.
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Tuesday, January 3, 2006

   Bizarre Love Triangle! Story Plot and Character Profiles!
Well, I figured that since I was making this fan fiction... and I was rather bored today... I'll give a bit of info on the plot and characters! =D

Plot:
It's been about 6 years since Naruto's graduation from the Konoha Academy. Meaning he's 18 now.Well, since Sasuke ran off with Orochimaru, and Sakura is training with Tsunade, Naruto has been reassigned onto a team with Inuzuka Kiba and Hyuuga Hinata. Shino's off doing something too, so there's no big deal about where he went, since he isn't that important.

Anyway, Hinata is overjoyed, since she's had a huge crush on Naruto since she was 12. Kiba, however, isn't too happy, because he recently developed his own feelings for Hinata. YAY LOVE TRIANGLES!!

However, the main plot revolves around them defeating a strange organization called the Kage no Jinchu, or "Humans' Judgment of the Shadows." They are made up of a genin cell from Mist, their sensei, a strange woman from Yukigakure (The Village Hidden in the Snow). Will Naruto, Hinata and Kiba accomplish their mission? Or will all the Kage be killed and plunge the continent into chaos?

Characters:

Heroes-

Uzumaki Naruto: The main character, as you know. He's sort of developed a crush on Hinata, providing an inner conflict within the team, opposed to the main conlict of the Kage no Jinchu. He's now Jounin ranked.

Inuzuka Kiba: Hinata's teammate, who's recently developed a crush on the Hyuuga heir. He hangs around with Akamaru the 2nd, since dogs only live for 15 years, and Kiba's had the original Akamaru since he was a baby. He too is a Jounin.

Hyuuga Hinata: Daughter of Hiashi Hyuuga, who's now on a team with Uzumaki Naruto and Inuzuka Kiba. She's mastered most of the trademark Hyuuga skills, and finally runs the clan. She is a jounin as well.

Kage no Jinchu-

Reikoku: The leader of the Mist squad, as well as the leader of the Kage no Jinchu. He's ruthless, cold, and couldn't care less. However, he has a bit of a soft spot for his students. He's a missing-nin, but was formerly a jounin.

Mononoke Yuki: A strange woman from Yukigakure, she joined Reikoku because she had a bit of a bad experience with Konoha's third Hokage. She is a master of summoning techniques, as well as accuracy with throwing weapons.

Tsuyoi Tataku: Rei-sensei's first student, a master of Taijutsu physical arts. He tries to be cool, but inside, he's soft and mushy, like a peach. His teammates have a tendency to freak him out.

Tsukineko Moroi: A mysterious teen from Kirigakure, who is in Rei-sensei's genin squad. Because of Moroi's kekkei genkai, the teen's family was slaughtered. Eventually, Rei-sensei began training the squad, and took Moroi in as his own kid. Because of this, the genin is fiercely loyal to Rei-sensei. Moroi's specialty is speed. Moroi is a bishie; whether it's a bishounen or bishoujo... no one knows.

Karasu Takatobi: A girl from Kirigakure, who has a bit of a crush on Moroi. She's convinced that Moroi is a guy, and wants him to fall in love with her. This genin's specialty is escape, as well as genjutsu.

Hope this sounds interesting, everyone!! ENJOI!
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Saturday, December 31, 2005

AEGFF, Chapter 19!!!!!
The X Games are here at last!! HA HA HA!! Before you get to the end, I'm reintroducing three characters; P.J.'s parents and his little sister. Their names (If you don't know) are Pete, Peg, and Pistol, respectively. Anyways... ENJOI!

Chapter 19

Max hardly left Tera’s room in that time period; she didn’t mind that he was there though. One day, when he went training, Tera’s friends came to visit. They brought flowers, and a home-made card that said “We’re really sorry for thinking you’d be okay on your own on the Extreme Route!” Tera smiled at them, but still punched them in the arms. Then, she noticed a list behind Frankie’s back.

“So… you got it for me?” Tera asked, grinning when her friend smiled. She hugged her, then took the paper. It was their line-up for the X Games. No one had been put in for Tera’s extreme luge run; Bobby was put in for her extreme skating though. She smiled, and scribbled her name in for the luge. By then, her back had healed, but her leg was still badly fractured. ‘I’m glad I can shave… it’s gonna be really hairy once this cast is off.’ She thought, handing the form back to Frankie.

“Don’t tell Max about this… I don’t want him to worry about me.” Tera smiled. Her friends knew they couldn’t change her mind; when she set out to do something, she did it. She’d been telling them that she was going to conquer that Extreme run once her leg was healed. They admired her stubbornness, but were constantly worried because of it as well.

***

“Hey there Pete!” Goofy shouted, opening Anna’s front door, “c’mon in! We’ve saved you three seats.” Pete mumbled something Goofy didn’t hear, and slipped past him, followed by his ex-wife Peg and their now 14 year old daughter Pistol. She’d taken her hair out of the pigtails, and had currently dyed it green. Her mother, Peg, whom she currently lived with, said it was fine, since she wasn’t doing drugs. Anyways, they sat on the couch, next to Anna. She’d only let Goofy and Ms. Marpole into her house for one reason; their kids were on the X Games and this way, they’d all be able to watch their kids.

“Nice to meet you, Pete.” Anna said, shaking Pete’s hand, “you’re P.J.’s dad, right? He’s a good kid, that boy of yours.” Pete grinned and mumbled something like “yeah, I know”, and sat down, Peg and Pistol sitting on another couch. Hana and Sora, who had also come to see it, sat on the floor, and turned on the T.V. after fighting over the remote. Goofy smiled and tripped over the couch, fortunately landing on his butt next to his girlfriend. Once the T.V. was on, they were able to catch the commentary.

“The last team is Team 99, made up of Max Goof, P.J. Sullivan, Robert Zimmeruski and Tera Aoki. Unfortunately, since Tera broke her leg in a skiing accident, she won’t be participating…” The commentator stated, oblivious to Anna strangling Goofy on the other side of the T.V., “oh, what’s this? It seems Miss Aoki is going to be participating in the Xtreme Luge!! Since that requires no use of one’s legs, Tera is perfectly capable of doing this event.” Anna apologized for strangling Goofy, and fixed up her hair again. It seemed that she didn’t even notice that everyone was now staring at her.

***

At the X Games, Max, Bobby and P.J. were shocked. Tera had signed in for that event without telling them. She hobbled up to them with her crutches, looking a little ashamed. She explained that her event was first, and that they’d be disqualified automatically if she didn’t do it. Max nodded, but put a hand on her shoulder. He assumed the sudden blush was from the cold, and thought nothing of it.

“Tera…” Max said, smiling, “don’t lose. If you get hurt up there, I’ll kick your butt!” She grinned and nodded, before hobbling up to the podium where the other members of the Xtreme Luge were. There, she saw Chadwick, once again. He grinned, and tried to shake her hand, but she just slapped it away.

“Save that for the first date, if you win.” Tera said bluntly, frowning when he grinned. She dropped her crutches and hopped over to her team’s starting place, lying down on the luge. Chad’s team spot was next to hers. He blew her a kiss, but she pretended to vomit and looked down the slope. The ref walked over, holding his pistol in the air.

“On yer marks… git set… GO!!”

Hope you enjoyed!! Sorry for the cliffie; I still have Writer's block.
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