Monday, May 17, 2004
Monday, mine Monday
Hey yo, wuddup doc? Welcome to another EXTREEEME edition of Flint's anti-establishment hip-hop post of the Nation!
(In that single intro paragraph, I've attracted the teenage, urban, gothic, and ECW fan demographics. Who says I ain't a marketing master?)
Hello, and welcome, readers and friends! It's another Monday. Another 2-hours of Pro Wrestling.
To tell you the truth, I have no idea what to post here. I just felt as if I should post something. Anything. Let me think of some stuff I can post...
I just barely picked up Soul Caliber 2 on Saturday, for 13 bucks. Flint's a crafty consumer, huh? Yep ,it's pretty cool. I'm still trying to unlock Lizardman. He's the ONLY reason I bought the game.
That last part was a joke, by the way, I don't want any SC fans biting my head off.
I went to this place called "Go Ballistic" on Saturday, with some friends of mine. It's this place where you pay them to play video games on a big screen for so many hours. There were so many fucking kids there, and on a Friday night, no less, so I felt like a dork. Everyone there played, like, a million rounds of "Halo" via the system link function, including me and my friends. Man, that was a blast! I lost most of the time, but I had fun just heckling everyone and shouting curse words at the top of my lungs. When I first started playing, I accidentally picked the default character, and it named me "Howard" for some reason. After the first round, I said, "Fuck this, I don't want to be goddamn 'Howard'.", so I created a new character, which I was temtped to name "Flint Marco". But, I noticed the kids there, so I named him "Buck Fitch", souley because it was more obcsene.
Okay, that's gotta be a pretty good-sized post. I'll leave it there. I'll do something funny next time.
See ya later!