Thursday, April 15, 2004

   Stolen Holiday
Good eve to you, dear readers! It's Thursday again! Yeehaw! Well, instead of posting something cool or funny, I stole some surveys from SJ, instead. Yes, I'm a lazy Flint, I know. But, these are pretty enjoyable! Read, then do one yourself!

General Information
State your full name.:	Flint Jameson Javier Julius St. Marco the 4th, esquire
Do you like your name?:	You know it!
If you could change it, would you, and to what?:	Yep, to Jocko. That guy fuckin' rules.
Tell me your age.:	Eighteen years of age, sir.
Relationships/Love
What do you want your wedding to be like?:	Lots of bones and blood, and Andre's corps getting revenge on Hulk Hogan for bodyslamming him.
Tell me the perfect setting for when you have sex.:	A few women, sans-clothing, lying on a bed of some sort.
Have you ever been in love?:	Yes, once with Fujiko Mine, and once with an uptown girl.
Are you in love?:	Yes, with myself.
Your opinions
Rock music is..:	A tool used by society's outcasts to find a hopleless leverage to bond with the rest of the world.
Pop music is..:	What plays when Mick Foley comes to a wrestling ring
Your thoughts on anarchy:	Anarchy is for Englishmen.
Do you believe in God?:	Yes. A God of Fire and Suffering!
Favorites
Type of music:	Anything that rocks
Band:	River Bottom Nightmare Band
Food:	Burger
Thing to do:	Turn inhaled oxygen into carbon dioxide, which is then expelled
Thing to say:	"Heaven or Hell, it's your choice. But Bermuda is out of the question!"
Person to talk to:	My parole officer
Subject in school:	Lunchtime, bitch!
Parent:	The ones who gave birth to me, I guess...?
Color, and why:	Red, like the blood of the innocent
Author:	Jocko. That guy fuckin' rules!
Book:	Comic Books, preferably packed with sex and violence. That, or anything Jocko writes. That guy fuckin' rules.
Candy:	Ring pop. If anyone sasses me, it's lollipop to the eye time!
Last, just random questions and things about you.
Do you like yourself?:	You know it!
What do you like about yourself?:	Everything!
What dont you like about yourself?:	My liver. It's ugly.
Can you play any instruments?:	Bass drum, cow bell, and the tamborine.
Are you depressed?:	Nope.
Have you ever been suicidal?:	All the time. I'm like a friggin' kamikaze pilot behind the wheel, dude.
Do you do drugs?:	Where I come from, they call me "Crack Master". Does that answer your question?
Do you drink alcohol?:	Are you kidding? My organs are swimming in a sea of booze as we speak, friend.
Do you miss anyone right now? Who?:	Tony Danza. That guy brought the comedy.
What do you want to do with your life?:	Destroy everything, then rebuild it in my image.
What's something you know you want to accomplish before you die?:	Mastering my own fighting style, "Jocko-ryu".
Do you think that I love you?:	Why wouldn't you? Unless your a dude, 'cause Flint don't swing like that.
You best, because I do.

About Yourself brought to you by BZOINK!

andy is...:	Terry Bogard's Brother
you're...:	Flint Marco, the greatest genius of all times and peoples.
i like monkies:	because they jump around alot.
band is...:	bringing the awesome!
can sex wait:	If bathing and blood transfusions can wait, so can sex!
most horrible word...:	"the"
'love' is used too often:	in the world of Pro Wrestling.
speaking in rhyme is...:	tizzy and fly. See, I rhymed some words!
woohu is...:	not even a word. Ass.
football is...:	called "soccer" in the good ol' U.S. of A.
is cheerleading a sport?:	Sure, why not?
blondes are...:	Hot and Sexy.
midgets are...:	Hot and Sexy.
you hate...:	Blondes and Midgets.
bananas are...:	God's candy.
sunsets are...:	When the Chupocabra suck blood from goats.
tattoos...:	Are for sailors and Englishmen.
school is...:	for stupid people.
my favorite thing is...:	Blood and grief.
music...:	Is the soundtrack of life.
favorite feature in the opposite sex is...:	A Vagina.
instant messaging is...:	one of the many perks of having the internet.
favorite flower is...:	Flowers are for sissies.
pictures are...:	worth a thousand bucks. Or something like that.
milk is...:	Cow piss.
this survey...:	Lacks any kind of comedic prowess.
shoes...:	Are for feet.
favorite season is...:	Autumn.
re-makes of old movies are...:	Cool, I guess...?

random randomocity of life brought to you by BZOINK!

What comes to mind when you hear..
..snow?:	Frosty
..rain?:	Slipery Goodness
..tornado?:	Shanks
..summer love?:	Sounds like a porno
..Jon?:	Jonzz, the Martian Manhunter
..Mike?:	Turtle
..Shea?:	Amakusa Shiro Tokisada
..banana?:	Donkey Kong
..dizzy?:	Devil
..Laura?:	That chick from "Hamtaro"
..Juan?:	Valdez, the Columbian Coffee dude
..car?:	My pimpin' ride, bitch!
..white?:	Meat
..peppermint?:	Patty
..New Found Glory?:	The good ol' U.S. of A.
..placebo?:	Hyatt. I don't know why.
..orange juice?:	O.J. Simpson
..candid camera?:	D.J., from Full House
..sister?:	Susan B. Anthony
..brother?:	Abraham Lincoln
..hate?:	Love
..school?:	Booklearnin'
..President?:	Clinton
..football?:	Texans, bitch!
..rap?:	Dr. Dre
..pop?:	Bubble wrap
..rock?:	Barney Rubble
..punk?:	Sifl and Olly
..sex?:	FUJIKO!
..death?:	Maximo
..baby?:	no thanks...
..duuude?:	It's, like.... so dark in here, dude....
..the end?:	No! It can't end like this!

The Survey Where You Say The First Word That Comes To Mind. Yay. brought to you by BZOINK!
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