Friday, March 24, 2006
A New Beginning!
Hola, dear readers! It is I, Flint, prepared to return the smiles to your face with another lackluster post, as only he can! It is currently Friday.
How's life, buddy? Me, I'm great. I just got "Mega Man Maverick Hunter X" for my PSP yesterday, and I must say, it's pretty awesome. It's pretty much the old SNES game, but with far better graphics, voic-overs, remixed music, and new animated cut-scenes. I do enjoy it. If I was a robot who fought other robots who were evil, I'd be just like X, except I'd use laser eyes and that crazy laser beam from the end of "Super Metroid". Does anyone remember what that was called? My God, I'll be thinking about this all day!
Has anyone seen the new G.I. Joe "Sigma Six" Figures? What's up with those? They look cool, don't get me wrong. I almost got one yesterday, until I looked at the price tag. 15 bucks? That's highway robbery! Highway robbery conducted by Cobra Commander, and led by Zartan and the Drednocks, while a group of Cobra soldiers awaited in the wings! The thing is, I liked the old, tiny Joes. I'm not sure what I think of these newer, much bigger Joes. I guess time will tell.
I'm coming down with a cold. Again. Man, do I hate colds. I just got over one last month, and a new one takes it's place.
And now, for your viewing pleasure, we go to Flint Marco in the Arctic, who will give us a brief interview with Santa Claus!
FLINT: Man, it's Freaking Cold out here! Oh, for the love of God, I'm freezing! Santa doesn't live here! Nobody lives here! Only Bears and Penguins! Sweet Baby Jesus, save me from this icy Hell!
There you go. Fun on the half-shell.
I'm leaving. Have fun now.