Thursday, December 8, 2005
...GOD DAMMIT! It's freakin' cold outside! Man, this sucks!
Good day to you, reader, cold though it may be. The frozen corpse standing before you is Flint, and on this day, Wednsday, when there is no more room in Icy Hell, the cold will walk the Earth.
Somebody asked. I'm part Shoshone indian.
How's life in the arctic, guys? I'm still adjusting to it. It's freaking cold out here. My body is not used to such polar tempratures. Mabey it'll snow like last christmas. Last year, it snowed on Christmas Eve at midnight, and that happens in Texas like, mabey once in a million years.
I don't know about you, but this time of year, I become obsessed with christmas specials. I saw "Charlie Brown Christmas" on Tuesday, and now I must watch "Frosty the Snowman" and "Roudoulgh the Red-Nosed Reigndeer".
Y'know, I haven't even started Christmas shopping yet. I don't even know what to get the people on my shopping list. Mabey some money would work, but money is so unpersonal.
I'll do something funny next time. See ya when it ain't so cold.