Tuesday, November 29, 2005
One for the Road
Hello, audience and judges! I'm Flint, and I'm contestant #35. If I could wish for anything, it would be world peace, and end to wars and famine, and a date like today, Tuesday.
Happy late Thanksgiving, by the way. Way to stick to those indians by taking all their land and eating their turke, guys. Have I told you that I'm part american indian? That's MY land you live on, punk!
It's been a good long while since Flint posted anything, huh? Well, my life's been full of excitement since my last dreary post.
First of all, you're looking at "Uncle Flint". My sister had a baby boy just a few weeks ago. It was pretty exciting. She calls me up right when I got off of work and tells me, "I think I'm going into labor." So, I'm freaking out at this point. I jump in my car and make my way to her apartment. As I pick her up, my mom comes down the road in her SUV and tells me she's taking my sister to the hospital. Then she barrels down the road faster than I've ever seen anyone drive before. Crazy time, but good fun. And now, I'm an uncle.
About a week after that, what should I happen to find in the house but *drum roll* Survey says... a mouse! Needless to say, everyone really feaked out. We spent three days devising plans to kill the furry little bastard, but he was a slippery devil. Of course, as quickly as he appeared, he dissapeared. He hasn't been seen for about a week now, but I'm still ready for him if he decides to make a second run.
That's it for me. Have a good day!