Wednesday, November 2, 2005
Y'got that right! I'm a real Don Quixote of Donkey Dookie!
Everyone seems to be doing quotes in place of their subject titles, so I thought I'd do the same. Sue me.
Anyway, hola, me amour! Como estas? Me nombre es Flint, und we now commence wit der fun now, ya? That was what I like to call "Span-german-glish". Pretty awesome, huh?
How was Halloween, guys? Fun with a purpose, right? What did Flint do for Halloween, you ask?
I was working. Man, I hate working on Holidays.
My friend tells me there'll be a new wrestling school opening in Houston soon, run by who else but Booker T! I have no idea if this is just a rumor or not, but that's what my dumb friend is telling me. Anyway, he keeps asking me to join him in going. He wants to form a tag team with me.
Now, there are a few things wrong with this. First of all, I'm more of a solo guy. I'm not big into tag team wrestling. Secondly, the guy keeps throwing wrestling names at me. He genuinley thinks "The Jockstrap" is a brilliant wrestling moniker. Can you imagine coming out to the ring, and expecting to be taken seriously with a name like that?
If I do end up in the ring facing Abdullah the Butcher in a thumbtack match, I'll probably do it under a mask. I like the aura of mystery that surrounds the masked wrestler.
Okay, I'm spent. See ya later!