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Sunday, August 28, 2005

   Bring Out'cha Fun! It's Post Time!
Good day to thee, reader o mine! I'm known to most simply as "The Man They Call Flint". It is currently Sunday afternoon.

Welp, Flint is known throughout the MyO world as the happy-go-lucky Man About Town. And if I'm not, then I fucking should be. Anyway, I also hold several unrecognized titles here in MyO. "What titles?", you ask? Well, I hold the FTmO World Heavyweight title, for one. Not enough? Well, I also hold the MyO tag belts with Andre the Giant. What's the point of all this? Filler, so this post seems longer. SWERVE!

Man, these days seem so depressing, huh? It seems like every time I do anything, something happens that's so terrible, I must reach for my trusty bottle of Hemlock, so my pain will mercifully end. How is Flint still amongst the living, you ask? I can assure you, I'm not mostly a zombie. Small pleasures keep Flint alive, friends. It's the little things that help Flint face the day. Small things, like:

-Corn Dogs! Porky, breaded fun on a stick!

-Donkey Kong! The war between man and monkey continues!

-RC Cola! Refreshing!

-Kung-Fu Movies! Kinda dumb, kinda awesome, always fun!

-Toyfare magazine! Funny!

-And Finally, Whataburger! What's that? You don't know what that is? That's 'cause it's only in Texas, bay-bee!

Yep, Flint Marco is a simple man, with simple needs. He's also kinda unstable.

See ya whenever.


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