Monday, June 14, 2004

   Fun with surveys!

[x] Part 1 -- The Basics [x]
What's your name? :::	Flint Marco. The first. The magnificent!
Birthplace :::	The Icy Summit of Mount Everest
Age :::	Eighteen Years of Age, Sir/Madame
Age you act :::	Three or Four
Current location :::	R-Town, Texas!
Eye color :::	Blue, like a refreshing waterfall
Hair color :::	None currently
Right, lefty or ambidextrous? :::	Right for knife-fighting, Left for fist-fighting
Zodiac sign? :::	Lobster
Height? :::	Six foot nothing
[x] Part 2 -- Describe... [x]
Your heritage/nationality :::	Half Sweedish, Half Hispanic, ALL MAN BAY-BEE!
Your hair :::	None. I got rid of it at a young age.
Your fears :::	Choking to death on my own blood, Being typecast
Your perfect room :::	...the one with all my stuff in it...?
What you practically do in a day :::	Play Video games, say stuff to people
[x] Part 3 -- What is/are... [x]
Words you overuse :::	"And", "But", and "Or"
Phrases you overuse :::	"Ye Dead, Off to the Boneyard!"
Your first thought when you wake up :::	"Man, I hope they started selling the McRib again today."
Your greatest accomplishment :::	Creating a hideous monster out of the rotting corpse of Victor vor Frankenstein. Oh, the irony!
Something you want to do :::	Break the sun into peices using only my mighty fist.
[x] Part 4 -- This or that [x]
Pepsi or Coke :::	Pepsi. I don't do Coke.
McDonald's or Burger Kings :::	While I do enjoy the occasional McNugget, since the king of Burgers granted me my lands, I must stay loyal to him.
Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera :::	Britney
Chocolate or vanilla :::	Neopolitan, if at all possible.
Adidas or Nike :::	Nike
Black or white :::	Green
Bills or Coins ((Think $$$)) :::	Bills, baby! It's all about that fat cash!
Burgers or hot dogs :::	Burgers
Egypt or France :::	Egypt
Rock or rap :::	Rap-Metal
[x] Part 5 -- Do you...[x]
Smoke :::	Last time I checked, my exauhst pipes were clean, so no.
Cuss :::	All the motherfuckin' time, assface.
Sing well :::	You know it!
Sing in the shower :::	On occasion.
Talk to yourself --a lot-- :::	I don't talk to MYSELF, okay? I talk to the dude that lives in my brain.
Believe in yourself :::	If I don't believe in myself, I'll cease to exist.
Like taking these longass surveys? :::	Not really.
Play an instrument :::	Bass drum
Want to go to college? :::	Not particularly, but my consience says "Yes".
Want to get married? :::	Eventually.
Want to have children? :::	About 5 or 6 will do.
Think you're a health freak? :::	...I'm pretty healthy, so... yes...?
Get along with your parents :::	Yep
Get along with your siblings? :::	Sure
Think you're popular :::	I'm the most popularest dude in the history of ever.
[x] Part 6 -- In the past month have you..[x]
Gone out of state :::	Yes, during my stay in Angola prison.
Drank alchohal :::	None of that "Ethanol" bullshit. Pure rubbing alchohol, BAY-BEE!
Smoke :::	No. I try not to overheat.
Get high :::	Not really.
Done any drugs :::	Once, I took some advil. Does that count?
Eaten an entire box of oreos :::	Almost.
Been on stage :::	Yep
Gone skinny dipping :::	Nope
Been dumped :::	Nope. The ladies love Flint!
Dyed your hair :::	God, do these questions get ANY more boring?
Stolen anything :::	I steal everything that ain't bolted down.
[x] Part 7 -- Your friends! =D [x]
Craziest :::	Dong Hwan
Loudest :::	Gato
Most shy :::	Mai
Blondest :::	Andy
Smartest :::	Hanzo
Kindest :::	K'
Best personality :::	Yamazaki
Most talented :::	Terry
Best singer :::	Adelhead
Most ghetto :::	Daimon
Drama Queen ((or King XP)) :::	Amano
Pain in the ass :::	Benimaru
The one you just want to strangle to death ((Homer Simpson style)):::	Jubei
Funniest :::	Joe
Best person for advice :::	Mary
Dependable :::	Rugal
Trustworthy :::	Geese
Druggie :::	Billy
Most likely to end up in jail :::	Robert
Person you've known the longest :::	In case you failed to realize, I used the names of some SNK characters to fill in these questions. Can these questions get ANY MORE lame?
[x] Part 8 -- The Last... [x]
Last dream :::	I dreamed that I fell into a vat of pudding, and I became king of all puddings!
Last nightmare :::	The great pudding rebellion that overthrew my reign of tyrrany.
Car ride :::	From work yesterday
Last time you cried :::	When I stubbed my toe this morning.
Last movie seen :::	"Castle of Cagliostro"
Last movie rented :::	It's been forever since I've rented anything.
Last book read :::	"Rurouni Kenshin Vol. 5"
Last word said :::	"Dude"
Last curse word said :::	"Fuck"
Last time you laugh :::	I never stop laughing. Life's one long-ass joke.
Last phone call :::	A few hours ago.
Last CD played :::	"Antichrist Superstar", Marilyn Manson
Last song you listened to :::	"1996"
Last annoyance :::	Stupid Fucking Dial-up connection
Last IM :::	Shanny, a few months ago
Last weird encounter :::	My cousin in a Best Buy a few days ago
Last person you hugged :::	I don't hug.
Last person you yelled at :::	The TV.
Last time you wore a skirt :::	Yesterday.
Last time you've been evil :::	God, what a dumbass question. Like I can jump from "Light side" to "Dark side" on a whim. Did you even see "Star Wars"?
Sarcastic? :::	See what I mean? How the hell do I even respond to this?
Last time you fought with your parents :::	I don't know.
Last time you wished upon a star :::	God, I'm trying SO HARD to finish this stupid survey.
Played Truth or Dare :::	Yesterday, with yo' mama. ZING, MUDDAFUCKA!
Spent quality time alone :::	In my mind, all the time.
[x] Part 9 -- I swear this is the last one! -- Randomness [x]
Are you talking to someone on AIM :::	Not currently.
Do you feel lonely :::	Nope.
Ever TP'd someone's house :::	Nope.
How about egging someone's house :::	Nope.
Do you not like dislike not like me? :::	I hate you, whoever wrote this gay-ass survey.
Ain't Eminem and 50 Cent just fine? :::	Shut up, ass.
Yo Momma :::	What'd you say 'bout my mama?!
Ever been so hungry you felt like you could eat the person next to you? :::	No. I don't resort to cannibalism until the supply of soilent green runs out.
What do you think of George Bush? :::	What the rest of the country thinks of him.
Any secret fetishes? :::	Midget clown pornography. There, I said it.
Do you like to wear chains? O_o :::	No.
How many languages do you speak? :::	One, English
Damn.. are your fingers tired? Cause mine sure are! :::	Shut the fuck up and end this. Can't believe I wasted 15 minutes on this bullshit.
Glad this is over? ((Say yes and I'll stalk you =P)) :::	Yes. For the love of Taft, YES!

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