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Wednesday, April 4, 2007


   HEY
IM BACK
I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND
Here are 10 Commandments that help me as a teenager get by each day!

1.)thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait?)

2)thou shall not do drugz
(alcohol last longer)

3)Thous shall not steal from k-mart.
(wal-mart has a better selection)

4)thou shall not get arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect)

5)thou shall not steal from parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6)thou shall not get in fights.
(just start them)

7)thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8)thou shall not strip in class.
(hooters pays more)

9)thou shall not think about having sex.
(as Nike sayz just do it)

10)thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.
(just leave them in the middle)

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