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Thursday, August 17, 2006


   Nero's Triumph
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!! ^ ^ Two posts in one day! (That rhymed! Teehee!) I want to tell you guys a little story about Nero. You know, the Sea Weasel, CP9's 4-form user. He may have been beaten by Franky, but even this loser has his triumph! So anyway, last night, Kumadori hands him a poorly drawn, poorly thought out picture. It showed a frustrated Nero with a Game Boy and underneath it said "Can't beat Mario." Oh, and in the corner, there was a little picture of Mario flipping him off. So Nero took this as a challenge. He was determined to prove to Kumadori that he could beat New Super Mario Bros! Nero stormed into Kumadori's room, where he was trying to suffocate himself with a pillow, and grabbed his Nintendo DS. "Oh yeah? Watch me! Just watch me beat it!" Nero said, sitting down on the bed and hitting the power button. He chose an easy level and began to play stage one. After successfully completing it, he was like, "Ha! Who won, Kumadori? Proved you wrong, didn't I?" Kumadori, who had stopped trying to kill himself again so he could watch Nero play, just smirked and told him to try a harder level. So Nero went on to stage 2. He was able to get through that level, too (though I think I died once...Er, I mean HE died once). But Kumadori wasn't satisfied yet; he took his DS for a moment and brought Nero to the the final level, last stage. "Now see if you can beat it, Nero! Actually, I'll be impressed if you can." Nero wasn't about to back down from this challenge! With confidence, he began to play. With Kumadori's guidence, Nero managed to make it to the end, where he would have to fight Bowser (and Bowser Jr.). He jumped and ducked, dodging fireballs and Koopa shells! Finally, he ran under Bowser and hit the button at the end of the bridge, causing his enemy to plunge into the lava below! The princess was safe and Nero was a hero! He cheered for himself, and gloated about his victory. "You know, you wouldn't have been able to do it without me," Kumadori said. But Nero didn't care! "ME!" he squeaked proudly. "I beat it!" Of course, it had taken him 7 tries to do it. (It was those damn fire jets that kept killing me! I mean, kept killing him!) And then Kumadori went through the level in about half the time and he didn't lose a single life... But the point is, Nero was successful! He was able to complete the last level of the game! So from this day forward, on August 16, around 11:00 pm, we will celebrate Nero's Triumph! ^ ^

P.S. OK, so Nero was me and Kumadori was my brother Crazy Bellamy. But all these events are true (accept for the Kumadori trying to kill himself part. I just added that in cuz it was a Kumadori thing to do.) And I'm really proud of myself! Mario games are really hard (for me, at least. I don't have very good luck with them...). So yay for me! ^ ^

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